Behold, children... the first four chapters of the veritable, Sci-Fi masterpiece Starfish Pedo

1  2019-05-23 by percykaramello

20 comments

1  Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-05-23

I've been making my way through this book while shitting: it doesn't get any better after chapter 4.

1  TheDarkFezRises 2019-05-23

I really hope you didn't pay for that.

1  Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-05-23

You don't have to pay for things on the internet.

1  TheDarkFezRises 2019-05-23

It just seemed a bit unlikely that anywhere would be pirating such an unknown author's book.

1  Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-05-23

Surprisingly you can find most of his stuff out there. I guess the one guy who bought each book put them up.

1  percykaramello 2019-05-23

Gate Crashers is on Piratebay

1  UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-05-23

Reddit admins please ban this sub for repeatedly violating copyright rules!

1  SuperToes845 2019-05-23

It was a free preview anyone can look at online, faggot. I read the same 4 chapters last night. The store itself opened the preview to the public.

1  unknowkid96 2019-05-23

Nice resolution stupid

1  percykaramello 2019-05-23

Zoom in, little one

1  unknowkid96 2019-05-23

I fucking zoomed in, blurry fucking words.

1  SuperToes845 2019-05-23

It worked fine for me. You need glasses.

1  unknowkid96 2019-05-23

Wow we got superman here I got fucking glasses I'm glad everything works for you in life

1  SuperToes845 2019-05-23

Thanks! I'm glad about it too!

1  percykaramello 2019-05-23

Zooming through your phone or actually clicking on the fucking pics?

1  unknowkid96 2019-05-23

Zoom through the phone

1  percykaramello 2019-05-23

So you're zooming in on thumbnails. Click them and they'll enlarge

1  chaoshallnotfall 2019-05-23

Sounds like a dialogue Fatrick would write.

1  Subeckk 2019-05-23

This dogshit is 90% dialogue. Anyone could write a better book

1  CASCAI 2019-05-23

Damn it's horrendous. Writing level of a decent fanfic.