Why are Americans such fat pigs?

1  2019-05-23 by Officer_McGrady

I’m visiting from the UK and man is this place filled with fat ugly people!

28 comments

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Carbs and sugars mostly.

Because no one in this country says, hey, let's go out and get some British food!

Just this past year the UK overtook the US in terms of fatties per capita, becoming the fattest country in the world. Congrats brits!

Mexico has us beat too. Imagine being in poverty and still out-fatting the richest nation in the world.

Plus Brits have always been way uglier than Americans. Congrats!

My mom goes to Nashville a lot and always stops at a Cracker Barrel to marvel at the size of the fat fucks and take pictures.

Sounds like you're of good stock.

Cracker Barrel is a fat fuck Mecca.

cracker barrel fawking rules. I've only been there once but it was $12 for a country fried steak, three side dishes and a bunch of biscuits! I had the French fries, hashbrown casserole and the fried apples for my sides.

Cadbury chocolates and fizzy drinks.

We don’t have a fear of our Muslim immigrant neighbor attacking us with a knife, so no reason to stay in shape for a run, faggot.

The acid attacks sound more frightening

Those rascals really know how to ride a country up

Part and parcel

Well, it’s just been a while since we had to burn it off saving you pussies from Hitler.

It makes you wonder if we made a bad decision

Why are limeys such dumpy, snaggle toothed, pasty faced goblins?

They all have very weak chins. Even Michael Bisping, a professional fighter, has a weak lil chin. I guess they reassure themselves that they may have a weak chin, but at least they don't have double weak chins. You gotta take small victories when you can.

Food deserts and the vast reach of McDonalds

Mostly white trash and spics. You're welcome to take them if you like.

Don't you faggots weigh yourselves on a giant scale with big stones on one end of the scale?

Fair question. Brits?

I’m not even from the UK. I just wanted to start some shit.

Same shit about muzzys applies to all of Europe except Poland.

Because your mom lives here

You all have the most STDs in the world, too. England is a fag country

Go back to your queen, bad teeth and tea time ya limey faggot. You're people are the least fuckable lot of white people on the planet. What did you do ship all the good ones to Australia?