More than healthy.

1  2019-05-23 by GhostofRoeCumia

8 comments

Willpower lacking blob of shit.

You can enjoy a slice of pizza now and again Bobby. But not the whole pie. And you know this dude gorges right before bed and goes to sleep with a full bloated stomach.

Not when you're 450 pounds and pushing 50. There's no way Bobby lasts another five years if he keeps going like this. Dude shouldn't even be allowed near junk food.

You know what dude, you got your pizza, you got your soda. Boom! Heart attack and your widow dates a black guy.

Can't wait for his 600-lb Life episode. I just hope he lives that long

Bobby - "I'm on Weight Watchers"

Colin - "You're on Whale Watchers"

Poor fuckin Max

It sucks because I like Bob but he really is a piece of shit for continuing down the fatty boom boom road.