Why is this retard obsessed with selfies while he’s driving?

1  2019-05-22 by soggylefttesticle

29 comments

Brother Joe looking like shit.

Because he's a faggot.

Senility

Dull eyed dolt

u/DOXXER100 what’s the deal, stupid?

Just ask him

Let me shoot him a text and ask.

Take another selfie you vain faggot. Show the boys down at the big apple ranch what you're up to.

I hope he trys to reenact the jesus take the wheel video. Just let go joe.

Was this the day of the People’s Court appearance? There’s no way that this retard would wear a sportcoat for anything else’s

else’s

Are you drunk? What the fuck else's would make you think an apostrophe belonged there?

Damn that bitch looks xanned the fuck out.

That's absolute brilliance.

The absolute picture of oppressed sexuality.

Clarabelle lookin ass nigga

ball sack with eyebrows

Because he's fucking retarded

He thinks driving is an impressive skill

He's shit at it and doesn't understand that if everyone drove like him the roads would be unusable and would resemble Somalian traffic

Don't bring attention to it.... Maybe he'll keep doing it, crash and die....we can hope.

Nice Barbie car, faggot

Wearing mommy's jewelry like a fucking sally. God damn he's queer.

N-Persons are compelled to record their crimes in exchange for "savage" points. These points are in fact worthless.

I hope he keeps doing it because it increases the odds of him dying screaming in a burning wreck.

Because he's a big girl who grew up in a home with an unstable father figure.

Because he drives like a badass

A lot of people his age start losing their licenses due to poor eye sight. Joe's always been a braggart

This is a leading cause of death for 16 year old girls. That's how stupid he is.