when you're so hungover you get your tits cut off by a psychopathic murderer

1  2019-05-22 by Obscurella

13 comments

All my girlfriends say I should dump him and find someone better. But to me, there is nobody better. Happy five year anniversary baby!

It makes me very angry at myself, how quickly I'd roll over on the hate if she invited me to do anything to her in even a slightly sexual manner.

Even just like "smell my socks, they stink! LOL 😜" I would be like "okay madam I will do so immediately LMAO 😝 They do stink ROFL"

I'm not even a foot fetish guy.

I'll tell you this, I wouldn't be making garage door opener jokes.

Goddamn it. Goddamn my weak will and strong testosterone.

Is this your audition for 3rd mic on Opie and Anthony?

Yes but my heroin problem hasn't completely destroyed my nostrils s I'm not sure I qualify. Will you put in a good word for me, brotherman?

For real, this nigga even said “madam” in his fantasy.

No matter what she asked, I'd fuck her tits and leave

I don’t think there is any part of her that is wider than his neck. When he unhinges his jaw she could just slide right in.

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Awww, she's done for!

Fee fi fo fum, I'll murder this skank and fill her with cum!

Rrrr. Rrrr. Rrrr. Rrrr. Rape.

Ahhh Big Aaaaaa......chopping off titties & slicing throats. You're the coolest Big A, the coolest

Big A scares me