"You will buy it. Because #We"

1  2019-05-22 by ProfessionalCrump

14 comments

Do Christopher Walken in 'Reservoir Dogs'!

Pete Holmes deserves more hate too.

But he penned one of the top six books Jay Mohr's ever read! Surely that warrants some admiration?

Saying top 6 instead of 5 is such a passive aggressive Hollywood douche move.

Is this jay instagram if from bed cause he’s to depressed to get up? Fag

Logan Lynn’s bed

Logan Lynn’s asshole

I mean mohr has always been a lame ass. That fuckin attention whoring grown man who wants to wrestle to try and forge some facade of a brotherhood. But now he's just a complete pandering robot faggot

He could be funny at times, but I always got the impression he was a conceited douche who thought he was the James Caan of stand-up comedy. What really irritates me, however, is his cultivation of his cult-like Mohrrior following. How could any man with a respectable sense of humor encourage the use of a slogan like #We for his fans? He also shamelessly poses as a life coach. And now he is plugging a shitty book that nobody needs to buy and which he probably didn't read himself—while self-assuredly writing to his fans "You will buy it. Because #We". He's a charlatan faggot who gets fucked by failed musician Logan Lynn.

Far as I know, every singly thing you said is factually true

A faggot reading a book by another faggot. Very meta.

Damn, not even 50 and already more lines on his face than Artie snorted.

Ouch. Jay Mohr looks like shit these days.

Imagine having the audacity to say Pete Holmes wrote one of the top 6 books you’ve ever read and thinking that’s actually a positive.