"Pat, how did the release day of your latest book go?"

1  2019-05-22 by clmike29

4 comments

Current Donald Trump approval rating - 41.2%

'Starship Repo' approval rating after one day - 28%

I wonder if he realizes that reviewing his own book and calling it his favorite ruins the integrity of his past and future books. He can’t use that line again because then it loses meaning, which means he’ll have to tacitly acknowledge each time he writes a book that it isn’t as good as Starship Repo.

I would like to meet the 9 readers who thought the book was 5 stars.

One or two of them are Pat and the rest are his friends, family and people who got it for free in exchange for a good review. You stink Patso.