Why won't beautiful 20 year old waitresses return my calls?

161  2019-05-22 by BeigeFrequency

32 comments

Needs another few chins to be a contemporary rendering

When he "smiles" it pulls all the neck fat up into a pseudo chin

This actually looks like a mix between Norton and Rollins

Hah. it kind of does.

Don Rickles?

Wow I didn’t know Jim still had fans. Look at that unrealistic jaw.

She's not even beautiful and she thinks you could possibly be some kind of strangler, that's the sad part.

You captured the skull deformity nicely.

I like the rainbow gradient, really drives home the homosexuality.

I'm experimenting with color

Since you’re delving into Premiere, look at Adobe Color in the CC. It’s never been easier to get a practical foothold into color theory and application.

Thanks. There is so much to understand that it can be very exhausting.

What does having sex with black men have to do with this?

Why did they make Norton better looking in this drawing?

This idiot has the ability to grow hair and obscure that skull deformity but chooses not to.

That nigga looks like a bird when he grows his hair

He looks like a community college professor.

When Jim grows his hair, he looks like a female Rachel Maddow

he has the kind of hair that you can only cut with a weed whacker.

Stick to documentaries

Why? I'm pretty good at drawing

Like a renaissance man for the autistic.

Someday this will be considered your Vitruvian Man

Jawline too masculine. That's more of his military father's handsome appearance. He looks more like the love child of sinead O'Connor and a little rascal with perpetually chapped lips.

Paid* 20 year old waitresses.

Nigga looks like a vampire from Blade 2

Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark lookin motherfucker

The struggle is real for half human/half E.T.s

Good lord, I never noticed that about his ears before.

Jim Norton is a wormy queer who ignores his mother like an honorary Cumia.

Haunting

Happy cake day!

This photo is way too flattering. You gave him a chin.