So I thought I was brave to post my 45 year old face as a follower of the sub. And yes I am a female

4  2019-05-21 by ants_ccw_permit

48 comments

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-21

This might have been a mistake dear, she's cuter than you

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21

You sure about that.

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-21

I bet she's childless and has a normal belly button too

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21

A++ wife material

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-21

There's a reason so many little hapas kids are running around.

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-21

I think it's because "Autistic white guy" is comparable to "normal Asian guy."

1  JosephFatTitsCumia 2019-05-21

You're thinking of Japanese. Most Asians are barely human.

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-21

I do not agree with this.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21

Thanks for the clarification.

1  KarlosMarkas 2019-05-21

Slightly bigger dicks too

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-21

"Very slightly" if you're talking about the type of white guys who go after Asian girls.

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-21

Yeah, she is.

1  telav 2019-05-21

much cuter, with a non mutant belly button and doesn't look dusty.

1  KarlosMarkas 2019-05-21

SS's jealous that white boys are more attracted to non dirt/mutt asians

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21

Go ahead run a train on her. I ain't gonna get in the way.

1  JosephFatTitsCumia 2019-05-21

White people don't do that because it's icky

1  KarlosMarkas 2019-05-21

Seriously, if you wanna hang out with the white Panera boys you need to leave your black Church's ways behind.

1  marrio91 2019-05-21

Here's the attention you needed.

1  SuperToes845 2019-05-21

Why are we hating this new chick now?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21

Because she bring great dishonor to Cheng dynasty.

1  SuperToes845 2019-05-21

But what's the backstory? :(

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21

My card got declined after she did my toenails and I just kinda shrugged it off. Let bygones be bygones. 6 weeks later I get a text she still tryna run it.

1  JosephFatTitsCumia 2019-05-21

Non-existent.

Get it? See, because Asian bitches ain't got no ass cheeks.

1  SuperToes845 2019-05-21

'They've got asses like CD cases' - Patrice O'Neal.

1  ProfessionalCrump 2019-05-21

I think she thinks this is u/LaLaLaLoey.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21

Oh it is. Trust & believe.

1  ProfessionalCrump 2019-05-21

I seem to remember you two got into a spat on a post about Artie. Then somebody shared a link to this IG, and Loey suspiciously deleted all her posts from that morning. Is that about right?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21

Yes, she was defending him for trying to do better and calling us mean for giving him a hard time as recently as a day or two ago. She deleted all posts where she described herself as a cool 119 lb chick who just wants to be raped.

1  ProfessionalCrump 2019-05-21

The prot thickens.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21

She's also a totally tough Brooklyn chick who will beat your ass. Watch out.

1  SuperToes845 2019-05-21

Did she mean for that to be RaRaRaRoey?

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-21

ants_ccw_permit hates her because she's a large predatory bird who fights off other birds instinctually.

1  TreeFortRichardsTCel 2019-05-21

predatory bird

Negro

Same difference

1  JosephFatTitsCumia 2019-05-21

This the best description of her in the history of this sub

1  ProfessionalCrump 2019-05-21

That IG is too wholesome to belong to a member of this sub.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21

Right? She's so basic I almost feel bad. Almost.

1  TreeFortRichardsTCel 2019-05-21

She looks like she won't pour hot oil on you as you sleep

1  CrownChicken 2019-05-21

Woof.

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-21

Oh man, i would love to buy her a tiny backpack or one of those awful drinks with balls in them.

1  JosephFatTitsCumia 2019-05-21

Orbitz? That's from 27 years ago my dude

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-21

I'm thinking of bubbly tea or whatever it's called.

1  WineDineShootMyNine 2019-05-21

You know wtf it's called.

1  aRTie02150 2019-05-21

Orbitz were mad good

1  JosephFatTitsCumia 2019-05-21

Nice fake smile to hide your innermost fears and insecurities, stupid

1  CoreyFeldog 2019-05-21

Keep your catty drama somewhere else you dusty coon

1  aRTie02150 2019-05-21

I bet she has a nice areola color.

1  LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-05-21

This isn't her, she sent me her pics

1  just_a_mean_person 2019-05-21

Here's why she's better. You have a child, a growth and if I ever get in an argument with her I won't have to worry about her siblings stabbing me.