Joe, I need to tell you this. Carol is an ugly woman, exceedingly so. When we make memes comparing her to the Crypt Keeper, we mean it. Her face is dried and distorted and her "eyebrows" look like they were drawn on by a crayon-using downsie. Her hair is the color of old lady furniture and probably the texture of straw by the look of it. I can't imagine how unpleasant it must be staring at her chicken gizzard neck while you eat. Not to mention she's old as shit and quite the air-headed dunce. You need to dump this skag, Joe, no matter how much dust she "squirts" out of her ancient cunt.
Believe it or not, she's gets even uglier when she talks. That hideous, trashy New York gutter dweller accent makes anyone wish for a "mute" button on actual people.
Listen here bams seed; when you donate your time towards picking up American flags that have fallen off of cars your soul is considered clean. Eliminate a deadly hemorrhagic virus? Bitch please, her husband harasses wounded veterans while making sure his daughter gets to school after lunch
I don’t trust women with edgy opinions; it’s rarely genuine and usually just part of the performance of being in a relationship with a guy with edgy opinions. ‘Penis puppetry’ as Kurt Metzger put it.
If Carol met an ex-hippy Jewish psychologist from Great Neck 15 years ago instead of a North African manbaby from Islip, she’d own several pussy hats and spend her time raising money for libraries or abortion clinics, arguing with other old bags on Facebook in the evening with the complete opposite takes.
I have a cousin in his 30s that basically lives off of welfare and mooching family and friends that thinks like that. Drives me nuts. He is literally every negative stereotype of black people and still thinks he’s superior. He’s also mildly autistic but I still want to throw him in a lake.
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2 2UsRoadie 2019-05-21
Why do all of you - except for maybe Dawn - act like such pigs on social media, u/doxxer100?
1 DOXXER100 2019-05-21
Pot calling the kettle... ugh. You’re a very dumb man.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21
What's carol brewing in the cauldron tonight, buddy?
2 HooligansPatron 2019-05-21
The spit of a virgin
1 alkiefuck 2019-05-21
lol remember that time you pretended to be 16 and you had a black step-dad who beat up your mom? funny stuff
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-21
Joe, I need to tell you this. Carol is an ugly woman, exceedingly so. When we make memes comparing her to the Crypt Keeper, we mean it. Her face is dried and distorted and her "eyebrows" look like they were drawn on by a crayon-using downsie. Her hair is the color of old lady furniture and probably the texture of straw by the look of it. I can't imagine how unpleasant it must be staring at her chicken gizzard neck while you eat. Not to mention she's old as shit and quite the air-headed dunce. You need to dump this skag, Joe, no matter how much dust she "squirts" out of her ancient cunt.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-21
Believe it or not, she's gets even uglier when she talks. That hideous, trashy New York gutter dweller accent makes anyone wish for a "mute" button on actual people.
1 lowend73 2019-05-21
Substitute Nana with Carol. Is there any difference?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-21
No, including the part where Joe fucks them
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-21
Carol is an old hag who gets an allowance from a dead man.
Joe is an old fag who gets an allowance from a pathetic ‘man’
It’s like Lady and the Tramp except they’re both deadbeat assholes.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-21
Every time Joe replies to a comment he gives a total non-answer. His stupid ass thinks that he's slick
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-21
Listen here bams seed; when you donate your time towards picking up American flags that have fallen off of cars your soul is considered clean. Eliminate a deadly hemorrhagic virus? Bitch please, her husband harasses wounded veterans while making sure his daughter gets to school after lunch
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21
Excuse me????
1 Mademillionszz 2019-05-21
How quick could you pull an orgasm out of my prostate? GO!
1 Poo-U 2019-05-21
I don’t trust women with edgy opinions; it’s rarely genuine and usually just part of the performance of being in a relationship with a guy with edgy opinions. ‘Penis puppetry’ as Kurt Metzger put it.
If Carol met an ex-hippy Jewish psychologist from Great Neck 15 years ago instead of a North African manbaby from Islip, she’d own several pussy hats and spend her time raising money for libraries or abortion clinics, arguing with other old bags on Facebook in the evening with the complete opposite takes.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-21
I dont trust people who can quote Kurt Metzger
1 Dick_donger 2019-05-21
Cocaine kurt?
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-21
The transgender YouTuber
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-21
Danny go thicky
1 knitro 2019-05-21
relationship chameleon or like a Jim Norton, fitting whatever container you pour her into.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-21
She deserves to be with a Cumia.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21
Do you think she likes him for his height, his intelligence, or his love of nigher death?
2 JosephFatTitsCumia 2019-05-21
You failed to mention "his brother's money" and that's the only option that makes sense.
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-21
She did let her boyfriend's brother fuck her daughter
1 lowend73 2019-05-21
Well, Anthony is a self made sheik .
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-05-21
lol what an absolute cunt.
1 GhostofRoeCumia 2019-05-21
Children are dying that are the same color of your elderly fuck mate; you should care, cunt
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-21
But could any of those children make her squirt?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-21
I hate it when white trash feels superior to any ethnic or cultural group.
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-05-21
The worst white trash are still more intelligent and commit less crime than middle class blacks.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-21
I know but they think they're regular white people when they act like niggers themselves all the time. Exhibit A: Anthony Cumia
1 lowend73 2019-05-21
Anthony shouldn't be included as a regular white person. I'm nitpicking though
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-05-21
Nigpicking more like.
1 alt213 2019-05-21
You’re being way too kind to white trash. Rednecks can be dumb with the worst of them.
1 Cumias_folicles 2019-05-21
I have a cousin in his 30s that basically lives off of welfare and mooching family and friends that thinks like that. Drives me nuts. He is literally every negative stereotype of black people and still thinks he’s superior. He’s also mildly autistic but I still want to throw him in a lake.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-05-21
Slip a job application into his next birthday card
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-21
Or anthrax
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2019-05-21
It's all they have.
1 TreeFortRichardsTCel 2019-05-21
That's a woman who says nigger
1 kingship75 2019-05-21
Even the darkest cloud can shed a little light.
1 TacolasCage 2019-05-21
She wants blacks to die. Classy white trash.
1 JimNortonFaggotHack 2019-05-21
Once she's in a coma, Joe will pretend she's dead too, his schedule will most likely clash with giving a fuck about that old worn suitcase.