Nice mugshot, stupid

61  2019-05-21 by MoistureMop1

42 comments

His nose is like a single flat pancake titty with 2 gaping inverted nipples.

Jesus Christ that side view.

Doesn't this shit get old Artie?

tryin'

Thank you guys so much for the support, from the bottom of my heart

His upper lip is also starting to cave into his head.

that's from his lack of teeth.

is it heroin that does that? i was watching aic live and layne's mouth was fucked

Yeah Burroughs talked about it in Junkie and Naked Lunch. I’m not sure exactly why that is. They love chewing on candy bars and I’m sure if you’re shooting junk you don’t give a fuck about dental hygiene.

It could be multiple factors related to opiate addiction. Neglect due to him being a lazy piece of shit, constantly eating sugar and methadone is known to deteriorate the gums and teeth if they aren’t cared for properly.

fuck, i'm guessing heroin is that good you just stop giving a fuck, especially if you're mixing it with coke or whatever

Why don't you try and let us know how it is later this week

Also breathing with his mouth open during a heroin stupor and drying up the inside of his mouth can’t be helping.

Being rich is probably a big one too.

Holy shit is that profile pic shopped?

He's got some tan on him though. Must be all that gas pumping. Fuckin retarded state law.

That's just the jaundice from his cirrhosis.

U think his nose looks bad? Check out that failing liver.

Go easy guys. No one nose what he’s going though.

(flashbang) PUN PATROL GET ON THE GROUND FAGGOT

Pun patrol?

Another retarded reddit activity. You call for "Pun Patrol" whenever someone makes a bad pun.

The pics from the front don't accurately portray how fucking awful that nose is. Holy shit. I had no idea it was that bad.

I think it's a great look for him.

It's certainly unique.

He could make Margaret Cho look like a Jew.

I'd rather be dead.

any real man would have killed himself years ago

Has he been going to the same tanning salon as Vos ?

Eating ass in jail will be easy for him.

He actually looks healthier than he has for years here tbh

I don't think hes ever looked this good, its crazy.

Its called dying

You don’t think being yellow is an indication of good health?

Nice gas station attendant in NJ tan, stupid.

Also: is that tan mixed with a hint of jaundice?

In all seriousness, if it weren't for the nose, that's an incredibly flattering picture. Look at his eyes! He looks like a young George Raft!

Wow I thought this was photoshopped

It looks like he ran into a brick wall in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

And he needs to pull it, stretch it out, and let it snap back

This man is one nose job away from being a stud

It would look better photoshopped over Larry King's body

His nose looks like when you put silly putty away

He looks like a guy that use to get pussy