This fat faggot actually reviewed his own book

25  2019-05-21 by BLACKMARQUETTE

9 comments

“with opinions about music piracy”

He wants us to think "wow how will that scene go!" and we all know it will be preachy and hamfisted.

"Hey, look at me, I'm Zobeus from Fleznard. Remember when Chromallica sued Flapster for 20 million biztrons in year 2341234," Zobeus wailed as he awkwardly maneuvered his tentacles in a predatory manner towards the anthropomorphic space craft. The deuterium generator failed when the ....we get it. It's not that hard u/patrickstomlinson

yeah dis is Zoebus Fleznard and I got Fonald Plump on my spaceship, jerky!

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He thinks he’s so witty and quirky with this.

A brain in a jar- he's not even trying to hide his plagiarism of Futurama.

So basically Patso took Will Tate's Starship Repo series and stuffed it with a bunch of characters from Futurama and Rick And Morty.

Wow, a brain in a jar, a pod race, and a tentacle monster specifically of the hentai variety.

holy shit, i didn't even stoop that low