Stand up specials I would pay to see (1/1)

107  2019-05-21 by nomobjustice

21 comments

"So uh...King of the Hill. That was a show, right? whips out phone Can you imagine if...what's his name...Bobby? Yeah, if Bobby had AIDS? What if Bobby got AIDS from the dad from the Brady Bunch? He'd be like bugs eyes "I have fucking AIDS!"

It's a rough bit but he's just working out material. This will sound a lot better on his new Epix special CUM COCKS CUMMING I GUZZLE CUM DO YOU GET IT?!?!?!

“Do you guys think that Dale guy got off on being cucked?”

"I bet John Redcorn has a big, meaty cock."

No... I haven't seen it. Pamela, can you please sign these 5 DVD cases?

She's tiny but I bet she has a mmmmmmeeeeeeaty pussy

Do you think Connie has a big hanging labia??

Do you think Connie has a big hanging labia??

i had no idea she voiced bobby, what a trip that was

i want to make love with her even more now

👏 👏 👏 nailed it

"Peggy's nice, big, stinky foot"

The white Rerun!

So he’s stealing from Nick’s special or is it the other way around?

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It was an episode with Chris Rock's character doing the "Black people be like ya'll know!?" stand up routine. Bobby started mimicking the hack negro style on stage and didn't do very well, so Chris Rock gave Bobby Hill some comedy advice along the lines of "be yourself, you're white" and he came out with jokes like this.

Who here is from the Nordic sub-group of the Aryan race?

This is from an actual episode and the joke led to stunned silence.

I remember watching this episode thinking, “Most black people at a comedy club would’ve laughed at that.”

It was the one with Chris Rock, wasn't it?

buddha sack, yeah

"Do your dad all his white buddies sit around all day drinking beet going: "....yeah"

"No, they go: ...yup"

That boy ain't right...