"Jeff Beszos? This is Patrick S. Tomlinson. I've got a book coming out, and need you to promise me you'll delete all 1-star reviews from your website. Consider these terms non-negotiable"
33 2019-05-21 by OkaySeriouslyBro
33 2019-05-21 by OkaySeriouslyBro
10 comments
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-21
"Or else were going to take matters into our own hooves"
1 StentFeznor 2019-05-21
Expect a character in his next book called Neff Deszos the Space Nazi.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-21
Zevv Bejoz, owner of the corporation that own the galactic info-net.
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-05-21
Yeah, and he has a subscription service called Rainforest - Natural number greater than 1 that cannot be formed by multiplying two smaller natural numbers
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-21
This is way too clever for Fatty to write.
u/patrickstomlinson is an uneducated boob with zero scientific or mathematical expertise. It’s why his “Sci-Fi” books are instapulp, child. He also jiggles while he “jogs”. Sad.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-05-21
He sent a strongly worded email to [email protected]
1 JMueller2012 2019-05-21
Patrick’s ringtone: https://youtu.be/xoW3bqnr7tw
1 SamGPHX 2019-05-21
I’m sure it will get the same level attention that Twitter gave him.
1 DavidBoboFan 2019-05-21
He generates millions of eyeballs, child
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-05-21
"Look Jeff, I don't think you understand how serious this is, so I'm just making it known to you that I have my mouse set directly in place to cancel my amazon prime subscription with one...simple...click...now do I have your attention, child?"