"Jeff Beszos? This is Patrick S. Tomlinson. I've got a book coming out, and need you to promise me you'll delete all 1-star reviews from your website. Consider these terms non-negotiable"

33  2019-05-21 by OkaySeriouslyBro

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"Or else were going to take matters into our own hooves"

Expect a character in his next book called Neff Deszos the Space Nazi.

Zevv Bejoz, owner of the corporation that own the galactic info-net.

Yeah, and he has a subscription service called Rainforest - Natural number greater than 1 that cannot be formed by multiplying two smaller natural numbers

This is way too clever for Fatty to write.

u/patrickstomlinson is an uneducated boob with zero scientific or mathematical expertise. It’s why his “Sci-Fi” books are instapulp, child. He also jiggles while he “jogs”. Sad.

He sent a strongly worded email to [email protected]

Patrick’s ringtone: https://youtu.be/xoW3bqnr7tw

I’m sure it will get the same level attention that Twitter gave him.

He generates millions of eyeballs, child

"Look Jeff, I don't think you understand how serious this is, so I'm just making it known to you that I have my mouse set directly in place to cancel my amazon prime subscription with one...simple...click...now do I have your attention, child?"