Disciplines of Jesus Christ

0  2019-05-20 by timallenonacid

“Blessed are those who repent of their sins, they shall be refreshed in the faith of forgiveness.”

Please join me in a late Monday afternoon confessional.

Share with us before the Lord; what sins are you guilty of?

8 comments

1  timallenonacid 2019-05-20

I meant Disciples

1  rbtlrdoftkyo 2019-05-20

Well the bit doesn't work now. You failed

1  unknowkid96 2019-05-20

I watch lesbian porn without jerking off now.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-05-20

I get angry and swear a lot. And I like to check out the ladies in the city at work. And I smoke and drink like a sailor on leave. But at least I don't molest children, amirite guys?!?!

1  unknowkid96 2019-05-20

Still a fag

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-20

I'm pretty sure my cat attempted to kill me by intentionally trying to trip me down the stairs this morning so I yelled a series of curses and racial slurs at him and then felt bad about it so I pouted all morning.

1  aRTie02150 2019-05-20

I'm still a PFGsciple.

Does that count for anything?

1  BASEDBLACKGAYMAN 2019-05-20

I bully fat cuckolds online.