So when the crew is staring down the cybernetic reptilian overlord with nothing but a pointy stick and a colander, somebody better make a quip about tossing his salad or I'm out.

17  2019-05-20 by ants_ccw_permit

14 comments

1  Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-20

He's such a fat, pontificating bore.

1  realestassdude 2019-05-20

Boar*

1  SamGPHX 2019-05-20

Optioned. Like a studio is going to waste money on a book ranked 1.6 million on Amazon’s best seller list.

And he’s lying about insurance sales again.

1  IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-20

He’s so full of shit, I think he gave the interviewer talking points to ask him. He comes off like a real tool here

1  stealthygeek 2019-05-20

Y'all can drive what you like

The only reason a middle aged man from Wisconsin would say y'all is to fit in with college aged twitter fags. Everything this hack does is dependent on appealing to that crowd. Predictable horseshit.

1  IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-20

He tries so hard but always fails. He thinks the fact that he likes mustangs makes him special. If he restored a classic car you could respect that but that would make Pat interesting, which he is far from.

1  SamGPHX 2019-05-20

Fatrick is like a ‘74 Mustang. An overpriced Pinto.

1  IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-20

He mentioned he’s writing a spec script for the Orville but can’t say much more like its a big deal. ANYONE can write a spec script! What a tool.

1  RoliMosimann 2019-05-20

He actually admitted it's a spec script?

1  2UsRoadie 2019-05-20

He goes deep with the rich history of SF films.

1  Jesuskush666 2019-05-20

Captain America Winter Soldier, Aliens, Inception, and The Matrix reloaded. This guy must be retarded. Half these movies stink

1  IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-20

Even for Pat those movie picks are pretty lame.

1  Twatsmash 2019-05-20

The Matrix Reloaded, in particular, is abysmal. This fat idiot has probably only seen a handful of non-superhero/Star Wars movies.

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-05-20

An awesome ruse for the subs sake would be for you to go to Milwaukee, seduce him at hooligans, send pictures to his wife, and wreck their marriage