The best part is as long as you leave a well thought out review, nobody can tell the difference, and as Mr. Manchester proved it will drive Pat nuts and make him look like a paranoid lunatic.
He just got to reading that book in 2009? What was he, 32 then? What a god damned poser. Actual sci fi fags should resent this guy for the nerd valor he steals.
I am so furious with Stephen King I've decided to write The Ghost Hotel, about a man slowly driven mad while him and his family spend the winter caretaking a hotel.
There's a premise there but it was just fumbled so poorly. In my book the man has an adopted transgender daughter of color instead of a white son, he's constantly getting fast food delivered to the hotel, and there's a new character named Lonald Wrump.
Once The Ghost Hotel is written you'll all see. Stephen will see.
Which implies that he might have had some actually funny lines (yes I know it’s a bit of a stretch, considering who we’re dealing with), but had allowed his friends to censor him, while probably also telling him to “check his privilege”.
I never used to believe the cuck stuff with Fatso, but this part at least is consistent with general cuckery.
So he confirms in his book exactly what we've been saying about him for the last eight months, that he rips off Douglas Adam's. Find your own voice, you fucking loser.
This is so bad I literally thought someone else had written it to clown his writing style and made a load of obscure references to sub members in the style of "rich vos will be performing" at the end.
If that poor ignorant fat bastard had even an inkling that he would be abandoned by his wife and child, cucked by another man and turned into the resident punching bag for the opie and anthony subreddit, he’d probably have shot himself.
42 comments
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-20
Way to make the acknowledgments all about you, fuckhead
What a gay way to become a "writer"
He's like 40 and he said "fuckboi"
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-20
He describes his book as a "hot mess"
His vocabulary is embarrassing.
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-05-20
Hotmess and fuckboi is the vocabulary of a male FAGGOT
1 commissarjb 2019-05-20
He admits his readers are betas.
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-20
They are the woke crowd, all 7 of them who didn't hate buy it to put it on a torrent site just to fuck him. Or leave reviews as a verified buyer.
They are the soy drinkers he thinks he is championing for, but no one but us knows he even exists.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-05-20
Does Liz count as 3 of the 7?
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-20
She pirated it too. Even she knows it is dogshit in a Snapple bottle.
1 GinFoss 2019-05-20
The best part is as long as you leave a well thought out review, nobody can tell the difference, and as Mr. Manchester proved it will drive Pat nuts and make him look like a paranoid lunatic.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-20
He thinks can write a better version of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy than Douglas Adams? That’s just being an asshole.
1 Poo-U 2019-05-20
He just got to reading that book in 2009? What was he, 32 then? What a god damned poser. Actual sci fi fags should resent this guy for the nerd valor he steals.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-05-20
I read that shit when I was like 12, Patrick is a literal manchild
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-05-20
Maybe he just saw the movie.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-20
Just when you think he couldn’t be more of a pretentious douchebag...
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2019-05-20
Thanks himself, doesn’t mention Douglas Adams and takes a shit on the last Hitchhiker’s novel As if he could do better.
Wow.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-20
His writing career started in a smug, angry fit of delusions of grandeur... to what amounts to fan fiction.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-20
Nobody is more infuriating than Pat.
1 SamGPHX 2019-05-20
Fuckboi should not be in past tense.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-20
Tom Hanks does not play an island. He plays a guy stranded on an Island.
1 stealthygeek 2019-05-20
Nothing forced about that pop culture reference.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-20
It’s almost like he is delusional and unhinged
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-20
I am so furious with Stephen King I've decided to write The Ghost Hotel, about a man slowly driven mad while him and his family spend the winter caretaking a hotel.
There's a premise there but it was just fumbled so poorly. In my book the man has an adopted transgender daughter of color instead of a white son, he's constantly getting fast food delivered to the hotel, and there's a new character named Lonald Wrump.
Once The Ghost Hotel is written you'll all see. Stephen will see.
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-05-20
I’d hate to see what happens to those twin girls in this version.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-20
He mistakes the blood pouring out of their scalps for red hats, and beats them worse than daddy ever did
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-20
Googled his people. All white. Shocking.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-20
You mean these "jesters" are all white overweight bores?
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-20
F U C K B O I
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-05-20
No man is an island because this fat hack has never been swimming.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-20
Still better then Kommia's ode to grammatical anal rape.
1 ISO__JOE 2019-05-20
The delusions of grandeur would make Joe Cumia blush. This guy is an absolute retard.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-20
What a talented author, using a word that isn't even recognized by the dictionary. Fucking asshole.
1 HooligansPatron 2019-05-20
Transgender crab aliens...
Oof. What a fag.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-05-20
“Insensitive fuckboi”
Which implies that he might have had some actually funny lines (yes I know it’s a bit of a stretch, considering who we’re dealing with), but had allowed his friends to censor him, while probably also telling him to “check his privilege”.
I never used to believe the cuck stuff with Fatso, but this part at least is consistent with general cuckery.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-20
I'm no writer, but shouldn't the last word be 'right' not 'rights' ?
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-05-20
Ernest Hemingway over here
1 marioncruise 2019-05-20
Grade 4 English tutor over here.
1 GinFoss 2019-05-20
I got to "fuckboi" and I honestly thought "why is this parody acknowledgements so unfunny?"
I can't believe this is real.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-20
So he confirms in his book exactly what we've been saying about him for the last eight months, that he rips off Douglas Adam's. Find your own voice, you fucking loser.
1 DarxcideLB 2019-05-20
This is so bad I literally thought someone else had written it to clown his writing style and made a load of obscure references to sub members in the style of "rich vos will be performing" at the end.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-20
Hope Tor goes out of business soon
1 AnthsGun 2019-05-20
Aren't all his fans beta readers?
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-20
He really loves the smell of his own farts, doesn't he?
1 donald_kingsley 2019-05-20
If that poor ignorant fat bastard had even an inkling that he would be abandoned by his wife and child, cucked by another man and turned into the resident punching bag for the opie and anthony subreddit, he’d probably have shot himself.
The seed of the idea is there at least