ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

35  2019-05-20 by percykaramello

42 comments
  1. Way to make the acknowledgments all about you, fuckhead

  2. What a gay way to become a "writer"

  3. He's like 40 and he said "fuckboi"

He describes his book as a "hot mess"

His vocabulary is embarrassing.

Hotmess and fuckboi is the vocabulary of a male FAGGOT

He admits his readers are betas.

They are the woke crowd, all 7 of them who didn't hate buy it to put it on a torrent site just to fuck him. Or leave reviews as a verified buyer.

They are the soy drinkers he thinks he is championing for, but no one but us knows he even exists.

Does Liz count as 3 of the 7?

She pirated it too. Even she knows it is dogshit in a Snapple bottle.

The best part is as long as you leave a well thought out review, nobody can tell the difference, and as Mr. Manchester proved it will drive Pat nuts and make him look like a paranoid lunatic.

He thinks can write a better version of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy than Douglas Adams? That’s just being an asshole.

He just got to reading that book in 2009? What was he, 32 then? What a god damned poser. Actual sci fi fags should resent this guy for the nerd valor he steals.

I read that shit when I was like 12, Patrick is a literal manchild

Maybe he just saw the movie.

Just when you think he couldn’t be more of a pretentious douchebag...

I’d like to thank myself, from 2009, by being so mad at the ending of Hitchhiker’s...

Thanks himself, doesn’t mention Douglas Adams and takes a shit on the last Hitchhiker’s novel As if he could do better.

Wow.

His writing career started in a smug, angry fit of delusions of grandeur... to what amounts to fan fiction.

Nobody is more infuriating than Pat.

Fuckboi should not be in past tense.

Tom Hanks does not play an island. He plays a guy stranded on an Island.

Nothing forced about that pop culture reference.

It’s almost like he is delusional and unhinged

I am so furious with Stephen King I've decided to write The Ghost Hotel, about a man slowly driven mad while him and his family spend the winter caretaking a hotel.

There's a premise there but it was just fumbled so poorly. In my book the man has an adopted transgender daughter of color instead of a white son, he's constantly getting fast food delivered to the hotel, and there's a new character named Lonald Wrump.

Once The Ghost Hotel is written you'll all see. Stephen will see.

I’d hate to see what happens to those twin girls in this version.

He mistakes the blood pouring out of their scalps for red hats, and beats them worse than daddy ever did

Googled his people. All white. Shocking.

You mean these "jesters" are all white overweight bores?

F U C K B O I

No man is an island because this fat hack has never been swimming.

Still better then Kommia's ode to grammatical anal rape.

The delusions of grandeur would make Joe Cumia blush. This guy is an absolute retard.

What a talented author, using a word that isn't even recognized by the dictionary. Fucking asshole.

Transgender crab aliens...

Oof. What a fag.

“Insensitive fuckboi”

Which implies that he might have had some actually funny lines (yes I know it’s a bit of a stretch, considering who we’re dealing with), but had allowed his friends to censor him, while probably also telling him to “check his privilege”.

I never used to believe the cuck stuff with Fatso, but this part at least is consistent with general cuckery.

I'm no writer, but shouldn't the last word be 'right' not 'rights' ?

Ernest Hemingway over here

Grade 4 English tutor over here.

I got to "fuckboi" and I honestly thought "why is this parody acknowledgements so unfunny?"

I can't believe this is real.

So he confirms in his book exactly what we've been saying about him for the last eight months, that he rips off Douglas Adam's. Find your own voice, you fucking loser.

This is so bad I literally thought someone else had written it to clown his writing style and made a load of obscure references to sub members in the style of "rich vos will be performing" at the end.

Hope Tor goes out of business soon

Aren't all his fans beta readers?

He really loves the smell of his own farts, doesn't he?

If that poor ignorant fat bastard had even an inkling that he would be abandoned by his wife and child, cucked by another man and turned into the resident punching bag for the opie and anthony subreddit, he’d probably have shot himself.

The seed of the idea is there at least