No different from Bill "Marriage is the biggest scam ever" Burr

I'm pretty sure Nia is bald or has that 2mm buzzcut afro thing because she's always wearing wigs.

Child....

2 for a number 2

Von Roberts.

I still love Patrice but yeah, all this stuff with Von doesn't look good for his legacy. He put a lot of stock in her being a soldier and she has been anything but.

She’s been a real jerk. Wasted eight fuckin’ aprons on ‘dat guy

He wanted a soldier, he got a mercenary.

He got played for what? He was a big fat guy who made no money because he alienated everyone in show business. Was he turning down other women for Von?

He wasn’t a celebrity, he wasn’t good looking, he wasn’t rich. Where was he going to get hot chicks from, O&A listeners?

PalTalk

To date, not to flash him on the internet

He wasn’t a celebrity. Only O&A fans and hardcore comedy people knew him, and those are overwhelmingly male populations. And yes regular dudes get hotter women but he wasn’t a regular dude, he was a big fat black guy. How many big fat black guys do you see waking around with better looking chicks than her? And don’t look at her now, look at her 10-15 years ago.

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted, this is 100% true. He was fat and black, yeah, but he had the capability of being charismatic as fuck, which goes a hell of a long way, especially with stupid young white girls trying to piss off their dads. He could have had a much, much hotter chick if he weren’t a loud, alienating asshole who bragged on the radio about traveling to other countries to fuck whores.

His shtick was that you could get broads no matter how you looked or how much money you had as long as you treated them like the pieces of shit they are.

Ok? Is there any reason to believe that worked for him besides his bullshit stories?

Why didn't you or anyone else call him on it before he died? Let's not pretend like it's real while he's standing here and then insist that it's silly after he's in the ground.

Maybe they did, how the fuck should I know? He and I weren’t that close.

I never heard anyone state what you just did until after he died.

Shit, how many people here ever said a negative word about the Black Phillip show? The entirety of it was based on this line of bullshit.

I have no idea what point you are trying to make. That he got tons of hot chicks that we never saw but hung around with Von for 15 years just because? What are you even saying?

Just pointing out what massive hypocrites we all are.

This shit didn’t become apparent until after he died and we discovered what an ugly, useless woman he was with. And I don’t think you know what hypocrite means.

No, I do. We constantly claim we want people to be real, but praise tons of people who never have been for a second.

We saw Von plenty before he died. We all knew she was a 4, but kept pretending for some reason. Only now is anyone even starting to admit that a lot of what Patrice said was horseshit that just sounded good.

Is it still real to you, dammit?

Nice 1998 reference, stupid. Are you gonna reply with the numa numa guy next?

Sir, she's clearly 'nigger attractive' and her mother's white (and a dog) so that's something. I'd bang her.

He admitted in the past that he wanted a physically attractive girl no matter the cost. Yes it sucks that Von is a cunt but he wanted a bad bitch and he had one

Von is objectively attractive. Slim waist big tits and ass and a nice gift. Too bad she's a trash level human

Howard Marshall did not get played; he lived his last few years exactly as he wanted to. Plus he was able to fuck with his first wife and shitty greedy kids from the grave. If anything Anna Nicole got played.

Cool.

Fucking incels romanticizing relationships. They got along well and both got most of what they wanted out of it -that's the point.

She supposed to kiss a picture of your dear departed every night and honor forever their memory and live as they would have liked.

He was a comic not a life coach. People who invested too much into him are silly.

Thank you for articulating this so perfectly.

I wanted to say "fuck anyone who thinks Patrice had women and life figured out, look at Von, and his completely preventable death at 14 years old", but you were far more succinct.

/u/michaelrichardsbot

REMINDER: Patrice didn't give that bitch a key to his house for over a year because he knew she was a fucking whore

She fucking slowly extracted it. He didn't give her shit.

"Knew she was a fucking grimy whore"

Yet he still eventually gave her the key, raised her kid as his, spent his money on them as well as spending the end if his days with her.

Upvoted for the username only.

Patrice talked about having to discipline Von many times. He was very upfront that at the end of the day she is just a dumb hoe. She’s just continuing to prove that. Patrice would talk about having to keep her in ‘check’ also. He’s simply not alive to do that anymore.

She broke him down using that other man's seed, tugging on his heartstrings by calling him "Mr. P" and helping her with her homework and shit so he'd feel guilty if he had to put them out. Evil manipulating wicked woman. We should learn from his foibles and stay frosty gents: "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

Hell yeah, it's definitely normal and healthy to live your life like a sociopathic bank robber and murderer.

So how long have you been married?

Your mother and I have been divorced for years. You know this, son.

That's one way to drag out 30 seconds.

btw eat shit, cunt

Why would I want to take life advice from a morbidly obese black man who died in his 40s after having barely achieved celebrity status? Dude was hilarious and could be insightful, but he was still a big fat ghetto idiot.

Just admit you didn't get the reference and keep it moving. I don't need your fucking life story.

It’s a reference to Heat.

Yeah it's not like this is an O&A subreddit where we're discussing Patrice O'Neal or anything.

Patrice was quoting a sociopathic bank robber and murderer. Literally nothing you've said has refuted a single point I've made, fag.

refuted a single point

Literally spoken just like a literal redditfag. Literally go "debate" somewhere else nigga. I literally ain't the one.

Ironic Ebonics is the only thing worse than regular Ebonics.

Literally.

Huh?

What is “O&A”?

People turn to real pieces of shit when it comes to settling estate. It’s disgusting. It seems that ever since than she’s shown her true colors

No Offense But von was an absolute catch for patrice, patrice was a fat black slob with a self admitted small dick

Patrices only legacy is O&A fans and a bunch of comics who had a love/hate relationship with him. I thought he was funny but all this bullshit about him being a comedic god is laughable. I'd fuck Von and blow a load on her forehead though.