TIL crabs have 2 dicks and 2 pussyholes

31  2019-05-20 by ants_ccw_permit

Starship Repo - entertaining AND educational. Can't recommend it enough.

6 comments

Yes but how many crabs does my dick have?

Idk but you better hope & pray that none of them are gender dysphoric females

She knows about diseased genitals, listen to the good woman.

Read all about crabs in Logan Lynn's upcoming memoir, Starfish Creepo. Could give Patrick a run for his money!

Fonald Plump approves this message

What is the sex on that alien growing out of your gut?