Twas the night before Starship Repo, when all through the sub...Reviews were ready for posting, to bury that chub

59  2019-05-20 by DominusOdium

17 comments

His premises weak, just like his chin - his writing a distraction from the children’s buttholes he’d rather be in.

Orange man is bad, white males are the worse, If this woke shit don't sell I'll be in a hearse.

The air buzzed with excitement, nobody could wait

To buy four excellent books by the author Will Tate.

One star reviews were the obvious route, but NAMBLA endorsements might also help out.

He rushed to his laptop to see what great praise was heaped on his book by the coloreds and gays,

when he scrolled through the reviews—his gaze, it grew wild—and then slammed shut the laptop and bellowed out "CHILD!"

made me lawwf, very clever, little one.

Kiddie porn was hung by the chimney with care, in hopes Cat Rambo and other sci-fi pedos soon would be there

Once again the children had made Fat Pat the fool

He'll tell his wife how he owned them when she's done with the bull

This sub has some talented illustrators that now need to use their skills for the greater good and create a children's book around all of this copy. You know it would outsell this dummies book and probably nanna's as well.

i checked the countdown, 8 hours too soon

silly me, i felt like a coon

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the book could be good, the book could be shit

you're a tubby piece of lard, go with the bit

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The printed books sat in a box in his sty,

Jk, they're just digital fan-fic Sci-Fi.


The children were lurking in subs and on Twitter

To call out this NAMBLA man cus he's nigger.

His mom had disowned him for young boy romance

Like the Black Mirror episode, Shut Up and Dance.


How easy it is to steal popular plot points

And slap them together illit'rately disjoint.

"Away with this garbage," fans left in reviews,

"This trite, stolen story's a remake by Jews."


The sweat on the breasts of this flat-footed slob,

From worry he might have to get a real job.

Sell term life insurance vs binge drink at dives,

Both make child trafficking hard to connive.


I could keep on going here, writing is easy

When you are clever, not horribly cheesy.

More slower than glaciers he came to assert

(as he chewed on and finished his sixteenth dessert):


"Now, CHILD, you listen cus Fatrick is talking,

I am only relevant due to your stalking.

You know ORANGE BAD and Bro Joe is a spittler?

And I non-ironically worship Herr Hitler?"


Of course. This is obvious: textbook projection

From a cucked divorcé who can't get an erection.

"SO MAD THAT THE ALPHAS GET LAUDED AND LAID

YET I CAN'T SEE MY DICK WHEN MY VET HAS ME WEIGHED!"


And then, with a crinkling and pork rinded breath,

He prepared to convey the nerd shibboleth:

«The Force is with you, now 'Live Free and Prosper'

With Vader, The Doctor, and Harry James Potter.»


/u/patrickstomlinson do please reply.

Hilarious when you attempt to decry

How poorly you're treated by subs on this platform

Because you chimed in with tweets lying about Norm.


Your eyes - how they're bloodshot and sunken and slitty!

Your cheeks are like ham hocks! Your haircut is shitty!

Your dumb thin-lipped mouth, your pendulous titties,

Your beard of a second wife yearning to be free.


The stump of a phallus tucked into your trousers

And the stench it produces will never arouse her.

Nor will your small face, nor your little round belly,

That shakes by existing, a bowlful of jelly.


You're not witty, original, funny, you dolt.

Your thoughts and jokes, weary, the world you revolt.

Now away with you, child, keep hiding in bed,

As release day approaches and fills you with dread.


I really don't feel like completing this poem,

Just mocking your "MAGAtts, this tweet sure will show 'em!"

And Dunning and Krueger whose effect you display

So effortlessly each and near ev-ery day.


He flopped on his moped to putter to GenCon,

To charge 8 whole quarters to have Repo drawn on.

But he heard us exclaim, as he hides out of fright,

HOPE YOU DIE IN YOUR SLEEP WHEN YOU PASS OUT TONIGHT!

Another seven-and-a-half hours

This wait is a drag

All to hurl insults

Like "Pedo" and "Fag"

Fatrick read your post and screenshotted you. Do you feel honored? You'll have to scroll halfway down the page.

Terrific.

Sprint - network of hacks

He does nothing right.