59 2019-05-20 by DominusOdium
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-05-20
His premises weak, just like his chin - his writing a distraction from the children’s buttholes he’d rather be in.
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-20
Orange man is bad, white males are the worse, If this woke shit don't sell I'll be in a hearse.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-20
The air buzzed with excitement, nobody could wait
To buy four excellent books by the author Will Tate.
1 DominusOdium 2019-05-20
One star reviews were the obvious route, but NAMBLA endorsements might also help out.
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-05-20
He rushed to his laptop to see what great praise was heaped on his book by the coloreds and gays,
when he scrolled through the reviews—his gaze, it grew wild—and then slammed shut the laptop and bellowed out "CHILD!"
1 alkiefuck 2019-05-20
made me lawwf, very clever, little one.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-20
Kiddie porn was hung by the chimney with care, in hopes Cat Rambo and other sci-fi pedos soon would be there
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-05-20
Once again the children had made Fat Pat the fool
He'll tell his wife how he owned them when she's done with the bull
1 n-person 2019-05-20
This sub has some talented illustrators that now need to use their skills for the greater good and create a children's book around all of this copy. You know it would outsell this dummies book and probably nanna's as well.
i checked the countdown, 8 hours too soon
silly me, i felt like a coon
​
the book could be good, the book could be shit
you're a tubby piece of lard, go with the bit
1 [deleted] 2019-05-20
[removed]
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-05-20
The printed books sat in a box in his sty,
Jk, they're just digital fan-fic Sci-Fi.
The children were lurking in subs and on Twitter
To call out this NAMBLA man cus he's nigger.
His mom had disowned him for young boy romance
Like the Black Mirror episode, Shut Up and Dance.
How easy it is to steal popular plot points
And slap them together illit'rately disjoint.
"Away with this garbage," fans left in reviews,
"This trite, stolen story's a remake by Jews."
The sweat on the breasts of this flat-footed slob,
From worry he might have to get a real job.
Sell term life insurance vs binge drink at dives,
Both make child trafficking hard to connive.
I could keep on going here, writing is easy
When you are clever, not horribly cheesy.
More slower than glaciers he came to assert
(as he chewed on and finished his sixteenth dessert):
"Now, CHILD, you listen cus Fatrick is talking,
I am only relevant due to your stalking.
You know ORANGE BAD and Bro Joe is a spittler?
And I non-ironically worship Herr Hitler?"
Of course. This is obvious: textbook projection
From a cucked divorcé who can't get an erection.
"SO MAD THAT THE ALPHAS GET LAUDED AND LAID
YET I CAN'T SEE MY DICK WHEN MY VET HAS ME WEIGHED!"
And then, with a crinkling and pork rinded breath,
He prepared to convey the nerd shibboleth:
«The Force is with you, now 'Live Free and Prosper'
With Vader, The Doctor, and Harry James Potter.»
/u/patrickstomlinson do please reply.
Hilarious when you attempt to decry
How poorly you're treated by subs on this platform
Because you chimed in with tweets lying about Norm.
Your eyes - how they're bloodshot and sunken and slitty!
Your cheeks are like ham hocks! Your haircut is shitty!
Your dumb thin-lipped mouth, your pendulous titties,
Your beard of a second wife yearning to be free.
The stump of a phallus tucked into your trousers
And the stench it produces will never arouse her.
Nor will your small face, nor your little round belly,
That shakes by existing, a bowlful of jelly.
You're not witty, original, funny, you dolt.
Your thoughts and jokes, weary, the world you revolt.
Now away with you, child, keep hiding in bed,
As release day approaches and fills you with dread.
I really don't feel like completing this poem,
Just mocking your "MAGAtts, this tweet sure will show 'em!"
And Dunning and Krueger whose effect you display
So effortlessly each and near ev-ery day.
He flopped on his moped to putter to GenCon,
To charge 8 whole quarters to have Repo drawn on.
But he heard us exclaim, as he hides out of fright,
1 kingship75 2019-05-20
Another seven-and-a-half hours
This wait is a drag
All to hurl insults
Like "Pedo" and "Fag"
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-20
Fatrick read your post and screenshotted you. Do you feel honored? You'll have to scroll halfway down the page.
Terrific.
Sprint - network of hacks
He does nothing right.
17 comments
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-05-20
His premises weak, just like his chin - his writing a distraction from the children’s buttholes he’d rather be in.
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-20
Orange man is bad, white males are the worse, If this woke shit don't sell I'll be in a hearse.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-20
The air buzzed with excitement, nobody could wait
To buy four excellent books by the author Will Tate.
1 DominusOdium 2019-05-20
One star reviews were the obvious route, but NAMBLA endorsements might also help out.
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-05-20
He rushed to his laptop to see what great praise was heaped on his book by the coloreds and gays,
when he scrolled through the reviews—his gaze, it grew wild—and then slammed shut the laptop and bellowed out "CHILD!"
1 alkiefuck 2019-05-20
made me lawwf, very clever, little one.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-20
Kiddie porn was hung by the chimney with care, in hopes Cat Rambo and other sci-fi pedos soon would be there
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-05-20
Once again the children had made Fat Pat the fool
He'll tell his wife how he owned them when she's done with the bull
1 n-person 2019-05-20
This sub has some talented illustrators that now need to use their skills for the greater good and create a children's book around all of this copy. You know it would outsell this dummies book and probably nanna's as well.
1 alkiefuck 2019-05-20
i checked the countdown, 8 hours too soon
silly me, i felt like a coon
​
the book could be good, the book could be shit
you're a tubby piece of lard, go with the bit
1 [deleted] 2019-05-20
[removed]
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-05-20
The printed books sat in a box in his sty,
Jk, they're just digital fan-fic Sci-Fi.
The children were lurking in subs and on Twitter
To call out this NAMBLA man cus he's nigger.
His mom had disowned him for young boy romance
Like the Black Mirror episode, Shut Up and Dance.
How easy it is to steal popular plot points
And slap them together illit'rately disjoint.
"Away with this garbage," fans left in reviews,
"This trite, stolen story's a remake by Jews."
The sweat on the breasts of this flat-footed slob,
From worry he might have to get a real job.
Sell term life insurance vs binge drink at dives,
Both make child trafficking hard to connive.
I could keep on going here, writing is easy
When you are clever, not horribly cheesy.
More slower than glaciers he came to assert
(as he chewed on and finished his sixteenth dessert):
"Now, CHILD, you listen cus Fatrick is talking,
I am only relevant due to your stalking.
You know ORANGE BAD and Bro Joe is a spittler?
And I non-ironically worship Herr Hitler?"
Of course. This is obvious: textbook projection
From a cucked divorcé who can't get an erection.
"SO MAD THAT THE ALPHAS GET LAUDED AND LAID
YET I CAN'T SEE MY DICK WHEN MY VET HAS ME WEIGHED!"
And then, with a crinkling and pork rinded breath,
He prepared to convey the nerd shibboleth:
«The Force is with you, now 'Live Free and Prosper'
With Vader, The Doctor, and Harry James Potter.»
/u/patrickstomlinson do please reply.
Hilarious when you attempt to decry
How poorly you're treated by subs on this platform
Because you chimed in with tweets lying about Norm.
Your eyes - how they're bloodshot and sunken and slitty!
Your cheeks are like ham hocks! Your haircut is shitty!
Your dumb thin-lipped mouth, your pendulous titties,
Your beard of a second wife yearning to be free.
The stump of a phallus tucked into your trousers
And the stench it produces will never arouse her.
Nor will your small face, nor your little round belly,
That shakes by existing, a bowlful of jelly.
You're not witty, original, funny, you dolt.
Your thoughts and jokes, weary, the world you revolt.
Now away with you, child, keep hiding in bed,
As release day approaches and fills you with dread.
I really don't feel like completing this poem,
Just mocking your "MAGAtts, this tweet sure will show 'em!"
And Dunning and Krueger whose effect you display
So effortlessly each and near ev-ery day.
He flopped on his moped to putter to GenCon,
To charge 8 whole quarters to have Repo drawn on.
But he heard us exclaim, as he hides out of fright,
HOPE YOU DIE IN YOUR SLEEP WHEN YOU PASS OUT TONIGHT!
1 kingship75 2019-05-20
Another seven-and-a-half hours
This wait is a drag
All to hurl insults
Like "Pedo" and "Fag"
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-20
Fatrick read your post and screenshotted you. Do you feel honored? You'll have to scroll halfway down the page.
1 kingship75 2019-05-20
Terrific.
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-05-20
Sprint - network of hacks
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-20
He does nothing right.