The one review that Patrick is so pleased with that he put it on the cover of TWO of his books is not from a critic, but some douche who wrote one of dozens of throwaway "Halo" novels. A book based on a 20+ year old video game.

12  2019-05-20 by RoliMosimann

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Those Halo novels fucking sucked

Granted, I’m a faggot for reading some of them, but still

He's an even bigger faggot for having the author of one of them be the person whose "review" he plasters everywhere as his best endorsement.

“Then he shot the alien. Then he ran down the hallway, opened the door lock and blasted another alien. “ etc etc

You must mean gaylow