The one review that Patrick is so pleased with that he put it on the cover of TWO of his books is not from a critic, but some douche who wrote one of dozens of throwaway "Halo" novels. A book based on a 20+ year old video game.
12 2019-05-20 by RoliMosimann
4 comments
1 fawwkyeah 2019-05-20
Those Halo novels fucking sucked
Granted, I’m a faggot for reading some of them, but still
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-20
He's an even bigger faggot for having the author of one of them be the person whose "review" he plasters everywhere as his best endorsement.
1 Poo-U 2019-05-20
“Then he shot the alien. Then he ran down the hallway, opened the door lock and blasted another alien. “ etc etc
1 big_box_of_sharpies 2019-05-20
You must mean gaylow