The Rocket sees you, Mr. Cumia.

10  2019-05-20 by TheRocketRosenthal

17 comments

does the Missile know you're back?

Please, don’t remind anyone of that bit.

Oh, it's not dead yet....

The Missile forgot his password due to lack of activity on the alt account, but he thanks you

Missile, take Turbo Tommy down!

Haha oh God, I really need to get out more!

Look all you want, but you will never understand the pain and angst that drove turbo Tommy from small time racing driver to championship fighter.

It all started after a head injury during a fateful demolition derby...

Who do You think loosened the bolts on the chassis?

It was Bill goldberg. He came to my track for some reality TV show and raced dirty causing my car to go up in flames. I rose from the ashes of that wreck a new man, Turbo Tommy. And I've had it out for Jewish wrestlers ever since.

You might think your hot shit rocket, but turbo Tommy is here now and I just shifted into overdrive

Suck his dick and show him whos boss

No, that'd be fucking gay.

What, are you homophobic?

Not phobic, I just hate them

How are you going to do that, now that I have your pistons?

Pssht, pistons. Turbo Tommy is a rotary powered beast from the far east who's taking on all challengers.

And I haven't even reclined yet.

Also, this is awkward but you forgot to switch back to your rocket account. Tommy will wait.