You ever hear of Dawn Cumia? I fucked her. Ohhh!

111  2019-05-20 by StentFeznor

24 comments

Frying Pan'dyou Dice Clay

“Hickory dickory dock I love when sweaty men let me suck their cock, ohhh!

"Little boy blew spit in my mouth!"

He needed the money for Pokémon cards!

"Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but he said it opens up and you fuck it."

Ha Ha Holy shit!

Carol Maxhiemer! I punched her!

"So my father was four fingers deep into my asshole. I turn around and say 'Gimme five and make it hurt, you filthy fucking animal' and he hit me in my face like I was my mudda."

Jack and Bill went down on Phil so he'd fetch a pail of water!

Felch

Andrew Dice Gay

Ya ever get a big whiff of a mans ass?

you evvuh see those sons of tranarchy stannin in a big circle stroking each udders diccckks

I bet Fez Whatley really did fuck Dawn though

Yous guys names Neil and Bob, or is that just like what you do?

Seriously though what's your name? I'm fucking doxing over here.

Jack and me went up the hill,,,Ahgoosh...I blew him at Big Apple Ranch glory hole.

"I've blown so many guys at the Big Apple Ranch they call me the Taliban IED. Ohhh!"

Joe be nimble Joe be quick, I'll take a frying pan to that bitch! OH!

Little boy blew... a big fat fuckin loogie into my mouth! OOOOH!

Aggooosh!

What a haunting image.

Mary Mary quite contrary, Brother Joe’s a flaming fairy OHHHH I’m ova here now!!!

Is “fit some cum in your south” an established way of saying “cum in your ass” or was it just a brilliantly coincidental typo?

Downs Cumia

Hey Joe...

She even really exist?

I'm standing on line at the Bank and I got my tongue up this guys ass!