Curiosity killed the cat, Shawn. You know that phrase? It means you don't go sticking your head in to places you don't belong. The identity of the leader of this sub is something we keep close to our vest. We don't just hand it out willy nilly. Especially not to a friend of a man like Patrick Tomlinson. You have any idea what he's done to us? What he's put us through? I really didn't want to bring him up, but he's given us nothing but grief. While I respect your service to our country and enjoy your comedic stylings, I will NOT being giving you any information about our leader, and I sincerely hope you quit this investigation pronto. We're a reasonable people, Shawn, but don't push us. Nothing more dangerous than a cornered cat.

I'll end with this. Your latest Facebook post reads "There is always more than one side to a story". Well Mr. Shelnutt, there's more than one side to our story. Don't believe everything you hear, and only believe half of what you see.

Till we meet again, adieu.

Signed, u/diddlybooba.