Tell my “daughter” I chose to die on this hill, child

12  2019-05-19 by SomervilleDan

15 comments

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-19

What the fuck is wrong with him?

1  FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-05-19

I'd guess an extra chromosome. But I respect people with downs more.

1  BeigeFrequency 2019-05-19

This guy is an embarrassment. Hopefully his ex wife and her husband change the daughter name so she never has to know the shame of her origin.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-19

It's 100% not his kid.

1  2UsRoadie 2019-05-19

His wife got pregnant cheating on him with his best friend?

1  SomervilleDan 2019-05-19

Yes, she was getting rawdogged on the regular by his good friend Jonathan

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-05-19

That last reply from her says it all

1  SamGPHX 2019-05-19

There’s a FB post where he brags about taking home women from the bar when she’s home.

Replace women with another type, and I suspect it’s more accurate.

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-19

Link

1  SamGPHX 2019-05-19

https://imgur.com/a/5v8kKQ0

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-19

Make this a separate post, my friend.

1  KyleXYUnlimited 2019-05-19

That is a very homoerotic thing to text. To repost it later for the world to see is honestly flabbergasting.

1  stealthygeek 2019-05-19

I bet while he was texting Niki this he was already thinking about posting it on instagram. You're so wacky, Pat.

1  KPIH 2019-05-19

Is this fucking real? Delusions of grandeur

1  SomervilleDan 2019-05-19

100% real. Patrick spent all of Thursday, January 31 getting sauced up at Hooligan’s while his “second, better wife” Niki worked all day. He’s a real prize