Thank God we mostly just drone people and not fight real wars these days.

Shut up fucker. I want a future with metal skeleton Terminators crunching skulls underfoot as they march towards our demise.

I won't stand for your revisionist history!

Revisionist history kind of becomes inevitable if you have access to a time machine.

You believe that shit, can you fucking believe that?

Two niggers. C'mon. Ya gotta phone?!

Louie! Beansh!

He keeps dawdgin me! I bought his dryer door!

Throw their asses out, they're niggers! THEY'RE NIGGERS! THEY'RE NIGGERS! NIGGERS!

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“Okay graduates, we’re almost done with the photos but what I want now is just the black girls.”

collective IQ of 70 but sure this is what beyonce would have wanted