Imagine, if you will, Daryl the plumber from Floral Park agreed to battle Joe Cumia 1-vs-1, as champion of the sub. Then Daryl loses, Joe beats the shit out of him

4  2019-05-19 by OkaySeriouslyBro

How many laughs would be had at Daryl's expense?

We exploded in chuckles when Chris Kuhn killed his kid. Imagine the one motherfucker stepping up as sub champion, and LOSING to Joe. Where we have video of Joe beating this man down personally.

Win/Lose for the Cumias

Win/Win for the sub

Which is EXACTLY why Joe will dodge a direct mutual combat fight

2 comments

1  StentFeznor 2019-05-19

I'd like a livestreaming of someone turning up to the Compound on poker night as was requested. Joe would be at the door stammering his way through an explanation as to why he wasn't to be taken literally. In the background you'd hear a high pitched lisping scream of "I'm calling the cops!"

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-19

I didn't explode in laughter when he killed his kid. That's Cumia talk