Amy Schumer would've kicked the coffin outta the way, pulled up her dress to expose her snatch then yelled, 'My pussy smells like a barnyard animal, smell it! Smell it!' Then the press would applaud her for being 'brave'. Then her new 'hour' (see, I know the 'comedian speak') would be about her dead Asperger baby, 'Guys, I want to share something with you. I got a dead baby! Thankyou for the applause'.
52 comments
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-05-19
Whoop whooop!
1 Leofan7 2019-05-19
That's only in tha mornin'...
1 MoistureMop1 2019-05-19
Woop Woop
1 HollandJimmy 2019-05-19
At least they are white lemons —> lemonade
1 zambonibill21 2019-05-19
Fact. You Faygo faggots!
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-19
Child coffins are adorable
1 Lemmy46 2019-05-19
And much lighter. One person can drop em down.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-19
Couldn't be more than 135lbs. That's a deadlift warm up
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-19
Did you see the mom? It was probably born at that weight.
1 JansHammer 2019-05-19
that's an igloo cooler
1 StentFeznor 2019-05-19
Much easier to dance with too.
1 SaltyDog86 2019-05-19
At least they dressed up for the occasion
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-19
The father forgot this finger gloves! His palms might get cold.
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-19
Lended it to Pig Jay he had a gig that night
1 DryTeeth 2019-05-19
Do they pour root beer on coffin before lowering it into the ground?
Like a locker room of a team that just won Game 7 of World Series - they just dowse the thing in root beer?
I find it highly disrespectful - fact they aren't wearing their jugalo face paint, just cuz it's an event with a dmall coffin...no excuse.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-05-19
Fago, not root beer
1 Joe_Cumias_DD214 2019-05-19
Faygo makes root beer.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-05-19
Why do you know this.....?
1 Joe_Cumias_DD214 2019-05-19
I’m in Michigan and it’s in every store.
1 MonsteRain 2019-05-19
Who the fuck is taking pictures
1 SpunkAlarm 2019-05-19
Someone who could see the funny
1 Dick_donger 2019-05-19
I'm ashamed that I know what those stickers are. My brothers friend was a fagalo back in high school.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-19
They flocked to the bus stop at the mall in my city for some reason. Like not waiting for buses. Just hanging out for hours.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-19
Living the 1980s dream
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-19
McDonald's was another place to loiter- a 100 kids or so on a Friday night. Don't see that no more.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-19
Too busy calling other kids niggers on Fortnite.
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-19
*Sub human
1 DoubleAmputeeFetish 2019-05-19
I'm ashamed that I know the mothers name and have listened to her interviews and YouTube videos before.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-05-19
MMFWCL HOMIE RIP PO OUT SOME FAYGO.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-19
How did that little redneck die anyways? Did it think mamas opiates were candy or did Jeb in the metal hoodie rape it to death?
1 PigRoachAmySchumer 2019-05-19
She ate an MDMA pill found on the floor.
Oh, wait, that was Gail Bennington.
1 Dental_Emergency 2019-05-19
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Anabelle_Lotus
1 PigRoachAmySchumer 2019-05-19
Why are they burying a Coleman cooler?
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-05-19
Lol I bet they forgot to feed it
1 mrbungl 2019-05-19
I kinda respect it, white trash in white trash out, at least you're not a cumia prentending like you're better than that.
1 Chaddox710 2019-05-19
All Juggalos are fat, useless piles of shit.
i heard them referred to as “walking, talking diarrhea people” and ive never thought of them in any other way since then.
1 PeteRoseHaircut69 2019-05-19
When I hear or think of the word "lowlife", I think immediately of a mix of them, and wiggers.
1 NotJosephcumio61 2019-05-19
That baby drowned in gravy in the mothers womb
1 MassiveDrawl 2019-05-19
Imagine humiliating your dead child for eternity with a juggalo coffin.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-05-19
that kid got off easy, let's face it
1 thrillated 2019-05-19
Qadan already made him his bitch
1 dukefett 2019-05-19
I mean holy fucking shit, if that's their child in there, how fucking trash are you to show up like that.
"Hey my kid's dead, let me grab my double skull shirt."
I swear that a styrofoam casket too.
1 GinFoss 2019-05-19
Apparently it's a Juggalo themed funeral, so it's even worse. Those are ICP stickers on the coffin.
1 bal0rd 2019-05-19
Bet he was delivered by a clown doctor and he was doomed to die by some areless accident ever since.
1 DryTeeth 2019-05-19
Title Revision: A healthier, less fat, less disgusting mother than Amy Schumer.
1 Adamg20186 2019-05-19
If you’re a Juggalo and your baby dies it was 100% your fault.
1 RinDawnSun 2019-05-19
Amy Schumer would've kicked the coffin outta the way, pulled up her dress to expose her snatch then yelled, 'My pussy smells like a barnyard animal, smell it! Smell it!' Then the press would applaud her for being 'brave'. Then her new 'hour' (see, I know the 'comedian speak') would be about her dead Asperger baby, 'Guys, I want to share something with you. I got a dead baby! Thankyou for the applause'.
1 Chaddox710 2019-05-19
Damn that was good
1 throwawawyy2 2019-05-19
R. I. P. Lil pimp. Stay ice in heaven now
1 clrd2land 2019-05-19
You put a fucking juggalo stocker on your dear kids casket?
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-19
Whoop whoop!
1 twatto_time 2019-05-19
Clown love