A more capable mother than Amy Schumer

91  2019-05-19 by Dental_Emergency

52 comments

Whoop whooop!

That's only in tha mornin'...

Woop Woop

At least they are white lemons —> lemonade

Fact. You Faygo faggots!

Child coffins are adorable

And much lighter. One person can drop em down.

Couldn't be more than 135lbs. That's a deadlift warm up

Did you see the mom? It was probably born at that weight.

that's an igloo cooler

Much easier to dance with too.

At least they dressed up for the occasion

The father forgot this finger gloves! His palms might get cold.

Lended it to Pig Jay he had a gig that night

Do they pour root beer on coffin before lowering it into the ground?

Like a locker room of a team that just won Game 7 of World Series - they just dowse the thing in root beer?

I find it highly disrespectful - fact they aren't wearing their jugalo face paint, just cuz it's an event with a dmall coffin...no excuse.

Fago, not root beer

Faygo makes root beer.

Why do you know this.....?

I’m in Michigan and it’s in every store.

Who the fuck is taking pictures

Someone who could see the funny

I'm ashamed that I know what those stickers are. My brothers friend was a fagalo back in high school.

They flocked to the bus stop at the mall in my city for some reason. Like not waiting for buses. Just hanging out for hours.

Living the 1980s dream

McDonald's was another place to loiter- a 100 kids or so on a Friday night. Don't see that no more.

Too busy calling other kids niggers on Fortnite.

*Sub human

I'm ashamed that I know the mothers name and have listened to her interviews and YouTube videos before.

MMFWCL HOMIE RIP PO OUT SOME FAYGO.

How did that little redneck die anyways? Did it think mamas opiates were candy or did Jeb in the metal hoodie rape it to death?

She ate an MDMA pill found on the floor.

Oh, wait, that was Gail Bennington.

Why are they burying a Coleman cooler?

Lol I bet they forgot to feed it

I kinda respect it, white trash in white trash out, at least you're not a cumia prentending like you're better than that.

All Juggalos are fat, useless piles of shit.

i heard them referred to as “walking, talking diarrhea people” and ive never thought of them in any other way since then.

When I hear or think of the word "lowlife", I think immediately of a mix of them, and wiggers.

That baby drowned in gravy in the mothers womb

Imagine humiliating your dead child for eternity with a juggalo coffin.

that kid got off easy, let's face it

Qadan already made him his bitch

I mean holy fucking shit, if that's their child in there, how fucking trash are you to show up like that.

"Hey my kid's dead, let me grab my double skull shirt."

I swear that a styrofoam casket too.

Apparently it's a Juggalo themed funeral, so it's even worse. Those are ICP stickers on the coffin.

Bet he was delivered by a clown doctor and he was doomed to die by some areless accident ever since.

Title Revision: A healthier, less fat, less disgusting mother than Amy Schumer.

If you’re a Juggalo and your baby dies it was 100% your fault.

Amy Schumer would've kicked the coffin outta the way, pulled up her dress to expose her snatch then yelled, 'My pussy smells like a barnyard animal, smell it! Smell it!' Then the press would applaud her for being 'brave'. Then her new 'hour' (see, I know the 'comedian speak') would be about her dead Asperger baby, 'Guys, I want to share something with you. I got a dead baby! Thankyou for the applause'.

Damn that was good

R. I. P. Lil pimp. Stay ice in heaven now

You put a fucking juggalo stocker on your dear kids casket?

Whoop whoop!

Clown love