Flat footed running is just walking with your arms moving fast, child.

yeah what a fat fuck, he's sweating from lifting his knees a little bit and moving his arms around

Do you think he wears nipple tape or does he just let them bleed?

They don't make them in his size.

They're completely callused over, child.

Taking very small steps, so his tits don't bounce in front of everyone.

Thank you for your service.

How many tons ago was this taken?

That's the face of pain & regret

Also 2/4 of you possible Joes are shadowbanned and we cant see ur comments

This is the best thread of all time. I hope one of the attorneys around here helps you file for litigation.

Besides Tony Hinchcliffe Pat might have the gayest face I've ever seen

YEEESSS. I do approve the use of the watermarks on this photo.

Steve C was ahead of his time.

He'll report it anyway because he's a pathetic, sniveling, loser faggot (just like in that race!).

I bet he repurposed that racing bib during an post-marathon treat of beer-'n-brat!

What a flat footed faggot

Nice stride

He really does look like a pedo

He isn't even jogging lol. His left foot is barely off the ground while his right is still firmly planted.

He isn't even jogging lol. His left foot is barely off the ground while his right is still firmly planted.

/u/patrickstomlinson any comment on your tits in this picture?

"They are fat, and weirdly enough leak milk." -P.Tublinson

"You wanna suck em?"

-Patrick S. Tomlinson

Wow he has a lot of posts in r/cuckoldpersonal He really is a degenerate.

Doesn't matter to fat pat. He'll file a dmca complaint and nothing will matter unless you fight it.

Where's a marathon bombing when you need one?

Milwaukee Fat

Running-like-a-girl faggot

He's clearly just walking here.

Let the games begin.

Holy shit bet I walk faster than he runs here. His 5k mile claim seems more believable now.

this sure is instructive in displaying how not to be a fat cuckold

This barely qualifies as walking

Imagine having to waddle a 5k.

That’s peak male performance.....

He looks so pained and winded. You just KNOW that this is a mere few steps from the starting line.

His wife had 7 and a half hours to fuck someone else

Looks like a power walk to me

What an athletic stance, looking like a natural runner

2130 is the number of young boys he has molested. Sick bastard.

Looks like he's shitting his pants.

This barely-mobile fat man with the athleticism of a paraplegic constantly boasts of his physical prowess and intense workout regime. It’s the only funny stuff you’ve ever written, Patso.

My mentally-handicapped brother ran in his first charity fun-run yesterday. Show him some love, Reddit!

Stride of a champion.

Stephen Hawking had better running posture than this tub of pederast shit.

/u/patrickstomlinson Haha you even suck at running, chubby child!

Hey Fatrick, nice tits you queer fairy.

What a fat fucking nothing.l

IDont fucking care who he is. Shitty post. Boring. Be more funny.

He’s barely moving

his face scares me

I like the idea of us inventing a fake talent agency and pretending to represent Pat and watermarking all the drawings of him to make it seem like that's what he is all about.

Did they publish results? I would assume he would be in the top 10 with that advance walking technique.

Not much fun to run when you have xxxxxl buttplug in your ass.