That’s a fanny pad I won’t desecrate.

That's a diaper I won't soil.

Women need to sign up for the draft to be our equals.

Would it shock you to know that there are women that hate feminism, loves being a man's counterpart, enjoy tending to the home and cooking, and hate the Zionists that send our young men to fight wars that only benefit their agenda?

90% of women don't give a fuck about feminism. People need to stop basing their worldview on reddit and nightly news.

Wrong. Women are incredibly susceptible to influence especially when it comes to perceived social status. Even the most Conservative women often hold retarded feminist views and need to be corrected.

Hermaphrodite ass bitch

Ok fair enough, but let's not forget those prime beefers when she was younger.

I thought she was a damn good in the Halloween remake

I beat off to her dancing in her underwear in True Lies when I was a young fella. It's can't believe that she had a little hermaphrodite dick tucked back between her legs during that scene.

Also a big part of two of the best comedy films ever Trading Places and A Fish Called Wanda.

I'm enjoying the direction of this meme.

Still manlier than Patrick Sean Tomlinson.

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Nice.

Who is this guy?!

Who is this guy?

She wears underwears with dick holes in them.

now that's a man I would hate to fight

Those perky tits though..

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Stephen Colbert is really starting to look like a lesbian.

When did Ted Danson get a sex change?

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

She rubbed her feminine penis all over him.

Faggot

Middle-aged people who are more worried about legal abortion than dying alone are creepy.

Anderson Cooper really has an axe to grind.

Wonder how much money she made changing her rep from actress to regular shitter.

YOGURT GRANOLA MENOPAUSE

Colbert is aging horribly.

She said the new Halloween film was a #metoo statement. She should have her skull caved in.

Where did the Henry Rollins “That’s a ___ that I cant ___” thing originate

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