Starship Repo is a fast-paced romp through the galaxy from Patrick S. Tomlinson. It hits shelves this Tuesday, May 21st!

20  2019-05-18 by stealthygeek

22 comments

Do self published ebooks actually hit shelves though?

More like hitting the bottom of the barrel

Hopefully he sucks the barrel and then it all goes black for him, when this one flops.

His wife won't even call the cops. She'll just take her shit and move in with her boyfriends.

Getting stuck in the shredder.

Branding humor. David Foster Fatass.

PLUMP

🤣

Firstname Lastname is a no one with nowhere to go. With a name that is the result of an unfortunate clerical error

I saw Idiocracy too, Patso.

Refresh my memory, I'm not sure if I remember this bit.

His writing is such transparently political surface deep bargain bin trash

They wouldn't sell it at a 99¢ store

Really? Fonald Plump? What a fucking hack.

More like actual drooling retard.

The shelves in the mop closet at Hooligans

guess i forgot to laugh

Wow, “Plump”? Pat is a fucking Hack! No wonder why he doesn’t find Norm funny, Pat has no sense of humor.

I feel a book burning trend coming soon across 5 small cities in the US. Thoughts and prayers that he has enough sharpies for his book signing

Oh for fucks sake, he really did the laziest Trump inclusion he could think of? He couldn't even make it subtle or clever, he really just changed one letter in his first and last name? He seriously is a fucking terrible hack.

Um, he changed two letters in the last name, actually.

He thinks college kids will enjoy this kind of humor. When hes in Madison i wouldnt be surprised if he had boxes full of his books that he hands out to all the university of wisconsin students.

I don't get why automation's supposed to be funny.