Duh-nar-ee-ous

Oh, apparently it rhymes with hilarious, which Jim is not.

I'm still Daenerys

What way was that Antheny?

She used to play wide receiver for the Broncos

Wonder if she's related to Larry Nicks

(larynx)

Low rent, two-bit comedian. Gallagher cringes ya this guy.

David Brent level shit.

he isn't fit to wipe up Gallagher's melon juice

He’d have to watch the show for these jokes to work.

What show? Oh game of thrones? No I didn't watch it

Hes gotten used to Sam cackling at everything he's ever said and the circle of yes men around him who still think yelling "FUCK YEA" passes for comedy.

Chip Chipperson without the voice

Jim Norton without coattails.

honestly, he would've gotten a lot more laughs if he told them all as Chip. At what point does he realize that his bad material would be better delivered as Chip and he just performs as Chip full-time?

They have become one.

This clip is all the evidence you need to prove that Jim is an oblivious, disconnected little troll.

Who is this unfunny, yet chooses standup comedy as a career?

Most comedians.

Jim was never good at stand up.

The reason that Opie and Anthony was great is that Jim Norton was a mediocre stand-up comedian who stumbled into a radio gig. And all of his friends at the comedy club needed to plug their gigs, so they came on Jim's show.

Once those comedians found new ways to promote themselves (podcasts / Twitter/ Facebook ), the Opie and Anthony show was fucked.

It was a Faustian Bargain; Louis CK would pretend to be Jim's friend to plug his gigs, and the Opie and Anthony show benefited from it.

God he fucking blows why is the audience being so polite about it?

they paid 150 and donated to chipson cartoon

Because white people are very, very polite.

Jim needs to do some black rooms and get properly booed off stage

This nigga stinks

and I don't like him

My ribs feel fine.

STINKS!!

Hack faggot.

I genuinely can't believe a comic who's been at it this long would pull out his phone and read from it onstage. Even after everything I now know about him, I genuinely gave him WAY more credit than this. I'm shocked at this man's ham-handed buffoonery.

He’s just working stuff out man.

It's not done maaaaaaan! The finished joke will be at least 3% better

it's a craft!

How long would it have taken to just memorize what he wanted to say? He puts no effort into anything he does. That's why he never made it as big as his friends like Louie and Burr.

How long would it have taken to just memorize what he wanted to say? He puts no effort into anything he does. That's why he never made it as big as his friends like Louie and Burr.

I've had two or three jobs at the same time for most of my adult life, and there's one thing that you just can't get away from:

You're never the best at any of them.

Louie and Burr are full-time comedians. Part of the reason that Marc Maron isn't that good at stand-up is because his primary gig is podcasting. Same with Adam Carolla; I can't stand his lives shows, he's way better on his podcast.

Genuinely? Would you tell us if you were lying?

This is so bad it’s like he’s doing an impression of a bad open mic comic. What happened to this guy? It’s like his soul left him.

its like every comedic he stole from has left him

I’ve haven’t seen stand up comedy yet, genuinely....

Jim's response would be that it's a "Working set" and that stand up is "Well crafted art"

That was really shit, even for jim

he's trying to do his sweaterboy cutie "look at me it's bad on purpose" bit which is annoying of course for everyone

Even for Jim? You never thought he was funny?

Why would he go on stage with a with a white stain on his pants?

He's so quirky! LOL!

I can't believe I used to think this hack was funny. Why not put a rubber clown nose while doing those carnival jokes, ya hack

I genuinely feel bad for him watching this.

You shouldn't

You feel bad for people who pocket 60k of crowdfunded money to get aids in Antarctica?

Thieves have feelings too you know.

Anyone who donated to that after seeing the cartoon deserves to be robbed.

This was even more boring than I could have imagined

He did a reference to that midget that used to tour with kid rock like ten years ago. He hasn't been alive for years now. Topical Jimmy

Even worse. That midget died in 2000. I completely forgot about him until Norton's joke.

A fucking Joe C and Kid Rock reference in 2019?

Jim's like Middle Easterns getting our pop culture 30 years delayed

Yeah, Jesus Christ. Joe C died 19 years ago.

Bawitdaba my nigga

Why don’t 20 year old girls want to marry him?

They're really motherfucking him.

But they’re not fucking him, I think it’s important to point out that distinction

Blinking asshole.

AHH FEEL SORRY FOR ME. NIPPLE.

actually trying new stuff, watching jim use his learned techniques to save a bomb

this is actually progress for jim

good boy

Why wouldn't they? He hasn't seen it yet. Hasn't read the books. Hasn't been online, hasn't seen the memes. Doesn't know anyone who watches it. What kind of take could he possibly have? I'm not going to dignify his pandering by watching this.

You did yourself a favor.

that was beautiful, precious

This guy is washed up.

let me where a shirt and pants that are the exact came colour and tone as the backdrop.

I thought the kid rock one was pretty good

Didja?

Game of Thrones jokes, fucking nerd.

He's a terrible standup.

Nice Daenerys pronunciation, stupid

He's been doing this since the 90s. How the fuck does he still look that uncomfortable on stage?

He’s lost all self confidence or something. He’s regressed in many ways. He was always ugly but he was probably getting more pussy back in the day and actually made people laugh

Now he gets friend zoned by prostitutes and can only make Sam fake laugh

Horrendous delivery. If he had been doing comedy for decades, this would be embarrassing. Good thing this was his first open mic night.

game of thrones LMAFO

The longer you watch it, the worse it gets

Oof

Man, that is really bad. It's so bad it has to be planned? He can't be an active, somewhat popular comedian for decades, and come up with this type of stuff, and think it's good.? I, and everyone else here could do better.. Even the premise, to list imaginary things that happened in a tv show after the episode ended, has got to be one of the worst ideas ever.. And to then go "she got a fine" is just amazing.. Anything would be funnier.. "she has to deal with an order of Apples, seems someone ordered way to many apples, and now they don't know what to do with all the apples" would be funnier, and that was just something terrible I made up now..

awww baby roy ordered too many apple awww baby roy

Apples? We've Got Apples!It's at 1:40

An ex of mine forced me to watch a few seasons of it. I couldn't even hold my head up through 80% of it.

You listen to wamen? Tf is the matter with you?

The pussy was too good, it overpowered me

Is he getting fat again?

Yes.

Too bad he hasn't seen it... genuinely

Jesus Christ this is bad

Nigga looks like a bird

So staged holy fuck.

Jim thought he could pander laughs out of them.

DAE GAME OF THROWNS?!?!?

Young Sheldon laugh track

Oh look I'm a surly little angry guy I'm going to hurt people. Look at me shift back and forth anxiously like I'm a man of action.

I'm at 1:41 and I'm already fucking sick of his minute long setup for this script bit. Fuck this guy.

Also fuck you Danny.

holy fucking dog shit. Stand up comedy is the joke, bunch of self important faggots. Jim Norton has an addiction problem so he won't touch any substances but he has no problem touching a passed out teenage so drunk she couldn't hold her head up.

Tss...this guys good

I’d tell you if I did, but honestly I have not seen it yet. Is it any good?

This isn’t even funny to make fun of. It just makes me sad.

This should have ended with a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

with a toe trigger attachment

Please revise this, insert the words "toe trigger" or "R. Budd Dwyer's lunch" and re-submit it. Thanks.

14 year old kids riffing about last nights show by the lockers come up with better material than this homo.

Maybe try telling some jokes you self referential douchebag.

Never stop going back to the dragon is like a dog well.

nothing he has ever said in his stand up has ever been funny, even at the "peak" of O&A his specials were atrocious.

This is the best you'll get in the new outrage culture that this worm helped cultivate on the radio

Why doesn't Jim accept his fate and take a gig on a cruise ship already?

Putting that weight back on there, huh, Jumbo?

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Those sympathy laughs are uncomfortable. I wonder if someone tried to console him afterwards with, “you did well, you were able to turn it around and get the audience laughing with you...”

I couldn’t even make it through the first minute. How embarrassing.

I think that he pulled out his phone only to pretend that those where jokes he rushed and threw down in a minute so he couldn’t remember them, but I bet he knew them by heart and didn’t think they where going to nuke

Eeeeeewwww.

Hack fuck even does superhero "jokes"

Just talk about sucking the dragon's cock, faggot.

I couldn’t watch Jim when he was allegedly killing, you really think I have the tolerance for cringe to watch him bomb?

I would give just about anything for a video of CQ reacting to that clip.

It needed more setup to explain how he knows someone and he got a script and what the guys position was at HBO and how he might spoil things....

Ants set at pig js roast was legitimately funnier.

He's trying to tell topical jokes without knowing about or watching anything. You can really tell how out of touch he is when he tells the Kid Rock Joke.

Not even faggots like tony hinchcliffe or big jay would pull their phone out onstage

He’s getting fat again. Hopefully the funny will return along with his turkey neck and moobs.

"Hey, this bald prick has been bad mouthing me all over town. BURN HIM!"

yes jim, you just described what happened in the show. That's not a joke, stupid.

I bet he cried backstage

They should change his nickname from Toast to Dresden. Cuz this nigga is bombing.

Comedy Cellar?

He wrote them down