Garage door opener beefers

76  2019-05-18 by carribbeanjimmy

43 comments

Even her tits are fake and plastic.

As if you wouldn’t motorboat that

Is your name a reference to BroTeam?

No, the clan

^ closet homo

mommy

i bet those three have interesting and insightful conversations

Nice lack of hips, stupid.

But the almost 6 pack def helps 👀

Is she ever not wearing a bathing suit?

when jim norton's near her

I wish Jim could see these posts

She demands respect for her comedy skills

You try writing a genius garage door opener bit, civilian.

I wish this did nothing to me. But I'm a slave to my dumb lil pud

Dem some fat titties

Like a knock off /r/pickone

Fakes but good fakes. Unlike he stage persona.

She should show those

She should rip off Bert Kriescher, whip those milkers out and tell his 20 minute machine story as her closing bit at every show.

it would be so hilarious if she pissed on my face thru her bikini bottoms

i’d laugh so hard

So beautiful and funny ❤️

She looks hilarious

The best part about those titties is that Jim never sucked them

Now that's real comedy.

Funniest shit I have seen all morning.

Baby want milkies

The one on the right has man-face

Looks like she has a Fran dresher laugh.

She became a comic because daddy didn’t buy her a pony for her sweet 16.

Who's the broad on the left?

Asking the real questions.

more of a dumper guy but oh boyee

Pooper guy myself, so this isnt my favorite type of comedy, but i saw this joke in my feed this morning and knew some of the fella's here would get it.

The one on the right looks hilarious too

She looks like a meth Katy Perry

Those tits look so flabby I bet her nipples rest right above her belly button.

Nice cunt bulge, I see why Norton likes her.

Nice vagina bulge, stupid

No hips, possible flaccid cock bulge, and shitty comedy routine. Mostly offset by good face and above average tits. As long as she shuts the fuck up, she’s fuckable.

Remember, Jim booked her solely for her comedy skills.

fake and gay and cunt and faggots

She like all twats will eventually hit the wall and be stuck with saggy beefers a loose cunt and unfunny jokes.