The Rape Van by T-less Idiot; or, Events Witnessed After My Last Tough-Guy Act

2  2019-05-18 by ProfessionalCrump

Carol is a ghoulish cunt, grating

shellac against the mace can, kissing

enemy-turned-to-sire, squirting

"bull soup" on Ving Rhames.

8 comments

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-05-18

Why wont you fight me?

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A thousand internet voices

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My daughter is late

1  ProfessionalCrump 2019-05-18

I made Ro's life drear with a handful of angel dust.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-18

While I nodded, nearly napping, Suddenly there came a tapping, As of some young darkie rapping, Rapping at my Compound door.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-18

Quoth the idiot: Moo.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-18

Quoth the moron: Moo.

1  JansHammer 2019-05-18

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1  JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-05-18

Fuck

1  stinkypussay 2019-05-18

t