Fuck the worm.

19  2019-05-17 by DBerkowitz44

Solo hosting yesterday. He has Big Jay on. Say what you will about him (yes he dresses like a homosexual gang member from a deathwish movie) but he's legitimately funny.

Baby boy does literally the worst job possible plugging Jays gig at Carolines. I'm a drunk retard working on a lawn mower right now and I can figure out a good way to promote it: "If you're a fan of comedy, especially live comedy go see Jay at Carolines this weekend. Every single show is different (crowd work) and will be a unique fun experience."

I love the Bonfire but have no vested interest in Jays success. I just hate what a lazy blinky piece of shit Gram Morrison is.

Tldr; im gay

19 comments

1  DBerkowitz44 2019-05-17

Ps. Schaub was on. Came across as decent but fuck him for a meteoric rise because of famous friends while the real nigga Mark Normand is left to suckle at the teet of Schuma the Slutt.

1  YeahIGotAFace 2019-05-17

Best tl;dr's in the business, Berkowitz. The best in the business.

1  DBerkowitz44 2019-05-17

I don't make the big Panera-bucks for nothin.

1  YeahIGotAFace 2019-05-17

Test

1  YeahIGotAFace 2019-05-17

Test

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-17

Big Jay and Jimmy don't like each other though. Probably did that shit on purpose.

Jay has been especially bitchy about the low amount of live reads Bonfire is getting, so I'm guessing between this and going on Nikki Glaser's show he's making the rounds at SXM to hopefully bring in some ad revenue.

But if Jim decides you're a ssssssssssscumbag your chemistry with him is pretty much dead. Which is a shame, Big Jay is really one of the better "yes, and" comics out there when someone else comes up with a funny bit.

1  DBerkowitz44 2019-05-17

I've heard about their supposed animosity for years. I 100% believe it after that show. Pam is threatened by Jay because they're both "dirty" comics. So easy to see through his casual attitude to see the passive aggressive nature of it.

Also they were literally begging to give away Caroline's tickets on Bonfire earlier this week. If they were selling, theres no way in pre-op hell Jay would go on that jizz addicts show.

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-17

Pam

Jim?

1  DBerkowitz44 2019-05-17

I'm not sure of his name, genuinely. I'd tell you if I was.

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-05-17

I remember when Jimmy would read plugs for himself or guests, he would take on a very detached, devil-may-care affect. He said something about not being comfortable shilling, but he just sounded like a cunt.

1  DBerkowitz44 2019-05-17

I remember him sayin that too. It's mind blowing to me that I used to believe shit like that that tumbled out of those viking-sword-receiving lips. He always cared so much about the old show because it sold him tickets, plain and simple. Self serving hack.

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-17

Something to consider: Jimmy is a passive aggressive bitch.

1  DBerkowitz44 2019-05-17

A true fuckin ssscccuuumbag. An aside, he mentioned a day or two ago that his mother fell and broke her shoulder several months ago. Guaranteed he took a page out of Permanently Suspended and hasn't gone to see her once. Gotta focus on his sobriety and monitor the distribution of his chaturbate tokens.

1  CoreyFeldog 2019-05-17

100% Jim's just jealous of actual, funny comedians.

1  DBerkowitz44 2019-05-17

Very true. Those Instagram videos he's been posting are garbage. Jokes you'd expect to hear at an open mic in Peoria. But I guess he's just honing his craft, the tortured artist that he is. Disgusting gay faggot.

1  CoreyFeldog 2019-05-17

Especially because they are both NY comics and Jay probably used to be a comedy "underling" to Norton. But now Jay is more successful and Jimmy is doing less and less with his shitty career.

1  DBerkowitz44 2019-05-17

If it wasn't for the old show would he sell tickets ANYWHERE? He used to be funny on the radio but was never ever funny on stage. His career "success" is a farce.

Jays not lightning the world on fire but he's significantly above The Invertebrate, which is unacceptable in his blinky mind.

1  suirogerg 2019-05-17

Nice lightning the world on fire, stupid.

I do like your take, though.

1  MrHooHooHooligans 2019-05-17

A gay drunk retard who mows lawns? Bobandy?