Dear Bro Joe,

       I will gladly accept your challenge to a fight. But let's make it interesting, if I win, which I will, then I want nothing. The experience alone will be worth your weight in gold. BUT if you win, I will gladly offer you a live music residency at my bar. Play water ever crap you want. Bring your cosplay buddies, or just sit there and tap on the mic like you do during In the Air Tonight. It will be promoted and you will be compensated. Our rates for live entertainment are high and you will be paid fairly.

Whatcha got fatboy?