Answered a CuckoldPersonals ad for a writer in Milwaukee looking for someone to fuck his 4/10 wife. I decided to take pity on her, but when I showed up it was just a fat guy in a dress and wig asking me to fuck his ass and call him "child".
69 2019-05-17 by DominusOdium
12 comments
1 floatingoften 2019-05-17
Yuck child. That’s one cross dresser I can’t get behind.
1 DominusOdium 2019-05-17
I just wonder how he can sit on the barstools at Hooligans with a permanently prolasped anus.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-17
He turns them upside down.
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-17
He pulls it between his legs and slips it over his penis.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-17
Said no Henry Rollins ever
1 Phkna1 2019-05-17
Some men are flamboyant gender pirates sailing the roiling oceans of sexuality during these dark days of oppression, and I wish them safe travels. But male on male sodomy is an angry sea through which my ship cannot navigate.
1 DominusOdium 2019-05-17
Fool me once /u/patrickstomlinson...
1 Mikekekeke 2019-05-17
"Why is this your life?"
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-17
That's one closet I won't fall out if with a camcorder and puke
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-17
That's two beefers I won't be whipping out on a Wednesday.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-05-17
I don't think this actually happened #LiteralScarlet
1 DominusOdium 2019-05-17
It's on reddit. It must be true