“Your Honor, it appears the defendant has shit in the witness box.”
“Ugh disgusting... You’re excused Mr Cumia. And stop bringing up pedophilia, it had nothing to do with why we’re here. Ok let’s bring the dog up now.” whispers to bailiff”They’re not people.”
I can't wait for the prosecution attorneys' discovery phase of the trial, where they'll have to comb through days upon days of content on this sub, looking for evidence or hints of evidence against Fatrick.
50 comments
1 2UsRoadie 2019-05-17
How does a dog know that?
1 SteakSauce66 2019-05-17
Dogs are very perceptive.
1 AnthonyLovesAnal 2019-05-17
u/patrickstomlinson it’s hard for me to argue with this one. I think he’s right?
1 captaingigglefarts 2019-05-17
Wishbone!
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-17
Wishbone doesn't deserve to sniff Mel the Racist Terrier's ass.
1 captaingigglefarts 2019-05-17
I don't either. Doesn't make wishbone any less of a national treasure! How dare you!
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-17
I'm not gonna lie, that was a pretty great show. Because of Wishbone I've never had to read any classic literature.
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-05-17
Informative
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-17
Dogs with more talent, integrity and aesthetic appeal than Fat 1/∞
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-17
He's gonna get a summons to appear in court
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-17
he’s already dressed for one
1 TheElDan 2019-05-17
Joe recommends a nice pair of white orthopedic sneakers as courtroom wear.
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-05-17
I hope one day we cross paths and he does a double take and says, Wait a minute... That's the dog the said that I eat cum!
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-05-17
“Your Honor, it appears the defendant has shit in the witness box.”
“Ugh disgusting... You’re excused Mr Cumia. And stop bringing up pedophilia, it had nothing to do with why we’re here. Ok let’s bring the dog up now.” whispers to bailiff ”They’re not people.”
1 DamonTyler 2019-05-17
Needs more references
1 MattyDrumm 2019-05-17
I can't wait for the prosecution attorneys' discovery phase of the trial, where they'll have to comb through days upon days of content on this sub, looking for evidence or hints of evidence against Fatrick.
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-17
I love this little guy
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-17
Can you doodle dogs? Mel deserves a portrait.
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-05-17
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jnf1bbfuvrn5xlg/20190517_105750.jpg?dl=0
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-17
Who's a good book reviewer? Huh? Who's a good book reviewer? You are!
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-05-17
That dog looks like it has more gainful employment than Fat Pat.
1 PlugsandLifts 2019-05-17
It also doesn’t look like it would lose its lil wife to a larger, more successful dog.
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-17
Mel OWNS his local dog park and everybody knows it.
1 Cornelius_Vajwort-II 2019-05-17
Mel is one of the subs best characters
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-17
You better keep an eye on your dog. I've heard fat pat likes hitting animals.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-05-17
Management is really loving the direction of the sub
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-17
How did he get that tie on himself???
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-05-17
He was born with it on.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-17
Pure CLASS, just like the real Mel.
1 babysealclubber1 2019-05-17
this post is more solid than any thing fatrick has ever done... op well done
1 mouthmouth18 2019-05-17
oi, you got a loicense fo that?
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-05-17
It's just been rovoked.
1 Thomas_Dairy 2019-05-17
Awe, good boy!
1 My_cat_Kippu_loves_u 2019-05-17
Mel is back and spot on as usual!
1 snargfursk 2019-05-17
Oh my god what a cute lil feller
1 marioncruise 2019-05-17
The colouring on his ears is fantastic, what a gorgeous dog.
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-05-17
Thank you
1 marioncruise 2019-05-17
Thanks for the photo, really made my morning. Love a cute doggo. So much nicer to look at than Patrick or Joe's face.
1 TheElDan 2019-05-17
One of the few characters on this board who regularly wears a tie.
1 mrB2920 2019-05-17
🤣
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-05-17
Mel's woofless! Get it? Classy tie too.
1 bollg 2019-05-17
That's the smartest dog I've ever seen.
1 Phkna1 2019-05-17
Indisputable
1 GinFoss 2019-05-17
the new mr. manchester
1 JosefKWasArrested 2019-05-17
No, I'm not fat and don't like to eat cum, puppy.
1 multiple_migggs 2019-05-17
Nice dog tie, stupid.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-05-17
Riscovery rhase! Rubpeona!
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-17
The dog has a point, Patrick Tomlinson is a fat failure.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-17
I love this cute little mug.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-17
Cool dog