No but let's tell him we will if he actually does it.

Only a 60 yr old man would try to brag by saying something like "she's a squirter"

At least we know he has one more thing in common with Anthony. Nana depends on "girls" who squirt for sustenance.

I’ve dated one girl that was a squirter, and it fucking sucked. Anyone who thinks it’s cool is either an idiot or hasn’t ever slept with one.

I like the guy who is asking for his DD214. Don't stop asking.

It'll look like talcum powder mixed with maga delusion

What would it take to get you to a comic book convention, in a red cap and ready to fight?

Can I suggest starting low but offer reasonably priced options. Like bringing the kids along with matching Vizio branded t-shirts.

Close, but not quite. It's a mix of urine and what her gynecologist calls "female smegma"

Let it spin in a centrifuge for a while, the result screen will flash "BOVINE"

Also, did you guys know that u/soggylefttesticle is in Jacksonville trying to see "what that mouf do" because he's so wacky?

Ewww you fuckin obsessed faggot. You should kill yourself for being so pathetic.

Says the guy trying to have sex with a hairy-buttholed schizophrenic girl who has a tumor growing out of her stomach, who he met on a message board.

Can we please take this sub back to focusing mainly on the Cumias / Keith and those guys.

It is truly so entertaining