Usually, women don’t have testicles and make UFC male fighters look feminine

I remember when it was revealed that this quote was in relation to a transexual prostitute, my reaction was to audibly say "The fuck dude?" My girlfriend then asked what was wrong, I had no concept of how to even begin to explain what was going on, so I just said "nothing." True story folksch!

She have a fat prick on her too?

"Well Hun, it all started back in the early 90s at a little Long Island radio station called WBAB"

*Cue sound of vagina audibly drying up

Explaining what we laugh at to normies is pretty much useless.

I had to explain the Chris Kuhn animation with the baby flying through the windshield and why I was laughing so hard.

So as I was telling the story it sounded horrific, yet I was holding back laughter as I told it, it made me look like a ghoul. I just don't bother anymore.

I lingered on that gif so long that if it was meatspin it would have told me that I'm gay.

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Wow Meatspin. Those were the good old days when I wasn’t gay. 1 second of that was enough for me

I wish I could cum that fast.

I'm not Jewish, but I find uncircumcised penises unappealing.

You're a man, you're not supposed to find any cock appealing

That's what you think...

Does all that collected dick dirt turn you on, peel & lick?

I have no idea what that's supposed to even mean.

Ewwww

I like how fast he stopped talking about it when that picture of him eating dinner with that monster surfaced then someone paired it with a chaturbate whore.

And then Mark Normand casually outed him on LoS. And Amico (who is obviously here) took direct shots.

So so so so, because he's fat and ugly that means he must be here?

"If you took every /r/opieandanthony sub member and rolled them into a person, it would be Zak Amico" Luis J Gomez

The thing is, Alan isn’t even a transsexual. He’s just a dude in drag.

The hardened masculine face The monstrous weapon of a penis Flat chest Big shoulders Over 6’ tall

That's quite a clit she's got!

jesus he could cross the sea looking for new lands to pillage on that fucking thing

He explored Norton's rectum and pillaged his tokens .

Yeah but I think Jim would honestly tell us how he felt if it actually bummed him out. Honestly, he would very bluntly tell us (people he doesn’t know) his deepest darkest feelings if he genuinely had them, honestly, genuinely.

You could write a dissertation on everything wrong and gay with that statement. Norton should have killed himself as soon as he had this thought in his head.