Fake news!!

Sorry sweetie honey baby child but he isn't fat. He just weighs more than he should due to excessive drinking and bratwurst consumption. Child.

He acts like running a marathon means he's not fat. Did you not see the video of the two fat chicks who finished last in the Pittsburgh marathon?

Its the off season. Hes just bulking up.

It hindenburgening

Child

oh my sweet summer child. can a “fat” person run 400 miles per year?

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