Since his big national television debut, PST has gained a total of 4 followers on instagram

105  2019-05-16 by stealthygeek

Nice social media presence, stupid. Your unchecked ego, stubbornness and general faggotry cost you your audience of tens of thousands. You will never have that kind of exposure again, your "celebrity" has peaked, honeychild.

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UPDATE: Less than a minute after this post Patso lost a follower. Back down to 3, little one.

LOL omg that's hilarious!

Oh, sweet summer nigger baby child.

Little nothing

Yeah I noticed after he told his fanbase on fb to follow his Instagram since FB is going away he gained ONE follower. I think they eventually sobered up and unfollowed.

FB is going away for him you mean? Or just that it’s losing popularity?

First TV appearance? Sorry little one but that is a outright lie! My first was on To Catch Predator. You couldn't tell it was me as my face was blurred out, child.

Think it was the same episode as the guy wearing an Opie and Anthony t-shirt

I have the chat logs right here. You say "I want to turkey-foot your little tootsies."

Just wait until his book comes out. Maybe he has an upcoming appearance on a network daytime talk show 🤔

Just wait until he gets that studio in the city, child.

Can Fatrick get podcasting equipment into The City of Milwaukee?

Not to fuck it up, but at least one of those new followers is allegedly a plant from here. Allegedly. Fatrick, I know you read this. Here’s a puzzle for you:

You’re a morbidly obese trolley conductor and you can block all three of your precious recent followers, or you can try to figure out which one is fake. You suck at everything so I like my 2/3 odds. Have fun, douche.

Pointless to have a plant, he'll never go private. We're a couple months away from a full year of this dipshit trying to "beat the sub", he'd have locked up his social media by now if he was ever going to. He's too afraid one of his posts might have gone viral if it were just open to the public!

It’s a low-effort investment because, as you said, he would die before it goes private. High payoff if he does melt down, though.

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This reminds me; No one bothered to record his appearance and post it on youtube for us to mock.

That's how little the world cares about him (and we're the ones who pay the most attention to him!).

It's unbelievable. After getting banned from Twitter due to cuntiness, you'd think we'd be hurting for content at this point. But he's acted like an unhinged faggot so many times that we don't even have to bother watching a milestone moment in Fatrick's professional career to find reasons to mock his existence.

It's like his faggotry has lulled us to sleep by being so commonplace. Fascinating specimen.

Remember, his influence goes beyond social media, child.

Obligatory NAMBLA reference

My sweet summer sausage child

Should've never called my president a racist.

The only reason I would check out his Instagram after watching that show would be to see how fat he really is without all those shadows.

u/patrickstomlinson remember when you had Twitter? Sucks to suck, huh. Don’t fuck with our Norm.

Your sub lost 20k

More eyes are on this sub than on his unsightly fat ass or his unhinged ramblings.

Even the most uninteresting instagram user can accidentally get 3 new followers per week.