Opie made homemade pizza for his sons birthday. Took his family out on Mother's Day celebrating the lovely Linsy. Got hooked up with a prime table at a respected Manhattan restaurant thanks to chef carl. Fucking winner. Also Bobbys shrink told him it's okay to be fat and to just accept himself.
95 2019-05-16 by Jesuskush666
35 comments
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-16
Don’t forget he stomped on that moldy cake that was going to make homeless Andrew sick
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-16
Opie knew that Keith the Cop baked shit into that cake and gave it to homeless Andrew that morning.
Opster overheard Keith commenting to Anthony that fact while he was doing his morning push ups
Like Batman, opie plays the millionaire asshole as a guise but is secretly saving the day without raising suspicions
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-05-16
The story I heard was that Keith baked crack into the cake so he could "discover it" later and give andrew a little wood shampoo. Allegedly.
1 snargfursk 2019-05-16
I downvoted you because somebody else did and I wanna be part of the gang.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-05-16
I had to join the club too
1 tandemi 2019-05-16
Wood shampoo deserves more.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-05-16
let me tell you something: that keith the cop is no good, and I don't care who hears me
1 lowend73 2019-05-16
Easy with the talk buddy, some of us have families
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-05-16
you...you...COWARD
1 I-steal-vape-pens 2019-05-16
Hey friend, did you forget Keith was a cop, and therefore immune to scrutiny? It's also where he learned to run an internet media company!
1 strappedjammypac 2019-05-16
the hero we always needed, but never deserved...
1 snargfursk 2019-05-16
Good guy Gregg
1 gcastrato 2019-05-16
Opie returned with fresh cronuts in exchange that he waited hours in line for.
1 JoshFonnersFatGhost 2019-05-16
The one guy from the show that grew up.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-16
Brotherman
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-05-16
Yes but did he take a photo to prove be has a wife.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-05-16
Publicity is the domain of puppets and fools. Privacy is the domain of leaders.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-16
Easy there, Marcus Aurelius
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-05-16
Brothermen stay anonymous
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-16
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
Marcus Aurelius
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-16
He sleeps well at night. Doesn’t need to crank the volume on Dick Van Dyke reruns to drown out the thoughts of keeping a tiny woman in his mouth.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-16
I wish Opie nothing but the best.
1 ichise8 2019-05-16
hmm..
opie
pizza
opie makes "pizza" for his "sons". good god someone save those children. opie the coprophilic pedophile has to be stopped, folks
2 xterraroc 2019-05-16
Opie is a pillar of the community!!! College educated, great example to his children. Joe- an AWOL dishonorably discharged from the Army for having a canteen of child spit. Anthony- boozed up child beating pedo that shoves vibrating eggs in cats asses while losing firearms singing karaoke. You sir are on the wrong team and like many children or ill lonely old men have lost your way... I’ll light a candle and pray for you.
1 ichise8 2019-05-16
war hero joe is laughing at your attempts to smear him, pal. he shut the sub down while belly laughing.
war hero. patriot. father of 4. not a pedophile. also, opie is an active pedophile. nice try tho
1 xterraroc 2019-05-16
War hero joe always runs when I confront him... I have more respect for Benedict Arnold than post leaving joe.
1 ichise8 2019-05-16
joe fought off 35 sand niggers over the span of a week. no food and only a fourth a canteen of water. joe isnt a runner, pal. war hero joe is a fighter
also, opie is an active pedophile. nice try wit da hate tho
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-05-16
What are your thoughts on Carl Ruiz?
1 xterraroc 2019-05-16
That’s funny because when “ hero” joe was in the Army it was during the Cold War so those “ sand people “ you talk about were are allies...
1 StutterinPrickYou 2019-05-16
Fourth a canteen of child spit
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-05-16
Oh great, this unfunny bit again.
1 Jesuskush666 2019-05-16
Nah brotherman, no bit. Just listened to the latest podcast and figured I'd share what he's been up to.
0 CoreyFeldog 2019-05-16
Thanks for proving my point
1 StutterinPrickYou 2019-05-16
Brothaman, we're just pointing out facts.
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-16
/#TraditionalValues