Opie made homemade pizza for his sons birthday. Took his family out on Mother's Day celebrating the lovely Linsy. Got hooked up with a prime table at a respected Manhattan restaurant thanks to chef carl. Fucking winner. Also Bobbys shrink told him it's okay to be fat and to just accept himself.

95  2019-05-16 by Jesuskush666

35 comments

Don’t forget he stomped on that moldy cake that was going to make homeless Andrew sick

Opie knew that Keith the Cop baked shit into that cake and gave it to homeless Andrew that morning.

Opster overheard Keith commenting to Anthony that fact while he was doing his morning push ups

Like Batman, opie plays the millionaire asshole as a guise but is secretly saving the day without raising suspicions

The story I heard was that Keith baked crack into the cake so he could "discover it" later and give andrew a little wood shampoo. Allegedly.

I downvoted you because somebody else did and I wanna be part of the gang.

I had to join the club too

Wood shampoo deserves more.

let me tell you something: that keith the cop is no good, and I don't care who hears me

Easy with the talk buddy, some of us have families

you...you...COWARD

Hey friend, did you forget Keith was a cop, and therefore immune to scrutiny? It's also where he learned to run an internet media company!

the hero we always needed, but never deserved...

Good guy Gregg

Opie returned with fresh cronuts in exchange that he waited hours in line for.

The one guy from the show that grew up.

Brotherman

Yes but did he take a photo to prove be has a wife.

Publicity is the domain of puppets and fools. Privacy is the domain of leaders.

Easy there, Marcus Aurelius

Brothermen stay anonymous

If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.

Marcus Aurelius

He sleeps well at night. Doesn’t need to crank the volume on Dick Van Dyke reruns to drown out the thoughts of keeping a tiny woman in his mouth.

I wish Opie nothing but the best.

hmm..

opie

pizza

opie makes "pizza" for his "sons". good god someone save those children. opie the coprophilic pedophile has to be stopped, folks

Opie is a pillar of the community!!! College educated, great example to his children. Joe- an AWOL dishonorably discharged from the Army for having a canteen of child spit. Anthony- boozed up child beating pedo that shoves vibrating eggs in cats asses while losing firearms singing karaoke. You sir are on the wrong team and like many children or ill lonely old men have lost your way... I’ll light a candle and pray for you.

war hero joe is laughing at your attempts to smear him, pal. he shut the sub down while belly laughing.

war hero. patriot. father of 4. not a pedophile. also, opie is an active pedophile. nice try tho

War hero joe always runs when I confront him... I have more respect for Benedict Arnold than post leaving joe.

joe fought off 35 sand niggers over the span of a week. no food and only a fourth a canteen of water. joe isnt a runner, pal. war hero joe is a fighter

also, opie is an active pedophile. nice try wit da hate tho

What are your thoughts on Carl Ruiz?

That’s funny because when “ hero” joe was in the Army it was during the Cold War so those “ sand people “ you talk about were are allies...

Fourth a canteen of child spit

Oh great, this unfunny bit again.

Nah brotherman, no bit. Just listened to the latest podcast and figured I'd share what he's been up to.

Thanks for proving my point

Brothaman, we're just pointing out facts.

/#TraditionalValues