while looking for the maga hat article i stumbled upon this one were the comedy genius patrick breaks down how trump isnt actually funny
this fucker admits that he brings friends and family to his shows to trick the audience with his own laugh track, and uses this fact as the evidence thats what trump does
then he compares himself to hicks and carlin
the fact god didnt strike him down writing this shit is the strongest proof against theism ive ever known
here a thought experiment, if there is still and god and he didnt die awhile back, why does he let patrick say the things he says
im cool with the cancer, the murder, rape, earthquakes, jews
Pat is so full of shit, if he really was as great at stand up as he says, he would have moved to LA since he’s a “writer” he can do that anywhere. If he really was a successful writer he could be working the club scene in LA to work his way up. Instead he’s fat and lazy sitting in bumblefuck. But in his mind, he’s just as good (if not better) than Carlin and Hicks. Yet doesn’t find Norm funny so you know he’s a hack.
_ I recognize these tactics very well. Indeed, I strive to recreate them. I’m a stand-up comic, you see. Manufacturing laughs have been my bread-and-butter for four years and counting._
Donald Trump is a parody of the sort of cruel, misogynistic, often homophobic, exploitative comedy that dominated before modern sages like George Carlin and Bill Hicks came along to show comedians our purpose, and our power.
I'm sure Patrick thinks Carlin is great because his act was anti-establishment and he often took shots at religion and Republicans, but what he hated more than anything else was PC culture. The very same culture that fatty decided to adopt as his entire identity.
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1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-16
https://web.archive.org/web/20190516044948/https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/2017/02/04/trump-stealing-beats-from-comedy/
apparently you cant direct link to fat fats site
while looking for the maga hat article i stumbled upon this one were the comedy genius patrick breaks down how trump isnt actually funny
this fucker admits that he brings friends and family to his shows to trick the audience with his own laugh track, and uses this fact as the evidence thats what trump does
then he compares himself to hicks and carlin
the fact god didnt strike him down writing this shit is the strongest proof against theism ive ever known
here a thought experiment, if there is still and god and he didnt die awhile back, why does he let patrick say the things he says
im cool with the cancer, the murder, rape, earthquakes, jews
but patrick Lord?
why do you test my faith so hard creator?
1 SamGPHX 2019-05-16
Hicks and Carlin are dead. Maybe he could join them.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-16
Pat is so full of shit, if he really was as great at stand up as he says, he would have moved to LA since he’s a “writer” he can do that anywhere. If he really was a successful writer he could be working the club scene in LA to work his way up. Instead he’s fat and lazy sitting in bumblefuck. But in his mind, he’s just as good (if not better) than Carlin and Hicks. Yet doesn’t find Norm funny so you know he’s a hack.
1 SamGPHX 2019-05-16
Brings his own shills, but can’t make it out of the first round of a comedy tournament.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson is the Bethune-Cookman of comedy.
1 suirogerg 2019-05-16
_ I recognize these tactics very well. Indeed, I strive to recreate them. I’m a stand-up comic, you see. Manufacturing laughs have been my bread-and-butter for four years and counting._
Ewwww.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-16
Jesus he must have manufactured millions of laughs
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-16
No comedian has ever said they’re “manufacturing laughs” especially a guy who doesn’t get paid to do stand up.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-16
...just when I think I've stopped hating him, he PULLS ME BACK IN.
The only thing he has in common with the philosophers is the thirst for young boys.
1 kennethfresno3 2019-05-16
"Rich cunts don't wanna eat? Fuck em!" - George Carlin (cruel, "misogny")
"HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA! HE WAS JUST AN UNDERACHIEVER! KILL 'EM ALL, ADOLF! ALL OF 'EM!" (cruel, exploitative)
"All governments are lying cocksuckers." (homophobic)
And those are just off the top of my head.
Not to mention Carlin hated people like Fatrick.
1 DildoFan 2019-05-16
Bill Hicks pretty much called George Michael an out-and-out faggot who fooled nobody. And he was right.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-16
And I'm sure Fatty would get along great with a man born and raised in a small South Georgia town who came up in Texas.
They'd get along just swell.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-16
I'm sure Patrick thinks Carlin is great because his act was anti-establishment and he often took shots at religion and Republicans, but what he hated more than anything else was PC culture. The very same culture that fatty decided to adopt as his entire identity.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-16
Patrick is everything Carlin hated in a person
1 2UsRoadie 2019-05-16
What an insufferable prick. He degrades public discourse.
Btw, another thing to hold against him: He has never been paid to do comedy
1 Persianschlong 2019-05-16
just a fat lazy slob, Tomlinson as well
1 kennethfresno3 2019-05-16
This faggot joke would be a huge hit on the rest of faggot reddit.
1 Persianschlong 2019-05-16
There's no joke there faggot
1 DavidBoboFan 2019-05-16
I walked away with his bratwurst. He walked away with a broken arm.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-05-16
Fatty has an off the scale level of Unwarranted Self Importance. Trump 2020.