On my...7th account now, because of a certain larger bloke...Patrick, bit gay isn't he? I keep breaking the rules yeah, ruffle his feathers a bit so I get a ban, but the 'bosses' can't hold me back, live fast die young yeah, come back and do it again.

143  2019-05-15 by marioncruise

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We would live in the Reich now if the nazis had been as determined as you are. Godspeed.

Fatty Patty can't handle the Brent-meister General. I slag him off and they say David you're hilaaaarious, and they're not wrong but I don't do it for the laughs really, kids are getting raped yeah. And with humor we can bring attention to the the kids yeah.

"OI! Dere ain't no Gawd up in da sky, yeah?"

Hack to say but that show was fucking great.

Yea just rewatched it for the 4th time. Fucking amazing.

You havin' a laugh?

Yew avinah luff m8?

He's laughin. Crackin up.

Rewatch this show every Christmas. Love it

Monkey Alan rules.

That's racist

THERE'S BEEN A RAPE UP THERE?

Sorry - that reference may be to Maloonigans or the first season of that show... can't remember.

Season 1 UK office. Great scene.

"Always a waste of time"

Sometimes the book reviews will be false.

Remember that time Ricky made that video for us to make fun of Anth? Good times.

This is masterful.

Joe Cumia will happily say 'Yes I've bribed the odd copper. Yes I've smoked the odd doobie and neglected me kid. But will you piss off and leave me alone I'm playing a tribute concert for some spastics.

Live fast? Sure, live too bloody fast sometimes.

shit brent impression

Don't slag 'im off. Have a laugh at Patrick with his permission, and he'll have a laugh at you. He's a chilled out entertainer.

Going to Hooligans? That'll be a quiet night at the library!

Not!

Finccchhaay. Chris Finch.

Live fast..sure

Die old. That's what I say

Adjusts tie