Joe Cumia = Loser Asshole

But can enter contracts.

Yes, but is he a pedophile? We've never gotten confirmation on that one way or the other.

He denied it while under oath. So you can add perjurer to the list as well.

No. And he's not a pedophile either.

sack of shit hypercrite

Not even famous. What a piece of shit.

You forgot the most important and accurate one:

Faggot

Stolen valor

The only things Joe "Notorious H.I.V." Cumia has gushing out are Layla's salivary glands.

And old lady urine.

Negligent driver. Bad musician. His woman is an ugly ghoul. He goes to the big apple ranch.

war hero. successful band. loving father of four. patriot. got the sub shut down.

nice try wit da hate tho. also, opie is an active pedophile

Homo.

And but definitely not a peeeedo file

Niggerfaggot

And those are his good traits.

You forgot “upstart”

don't forget gentleman.

we all saw the proper way he held open the small swing-door for his wife, John Kassir, enroute to his not-a-racist-not-a-pedophile victory.

He also got the girl, libtard.

so so so so

Able to enter contracts, though.

Claims he is white

Wifebeater.

If Joe were to be found on Mars NASA would not announce a discovery of intelligent life.

Reckless Driver.