I was dropping my daughter off at school on time when, swear to god Joe, next thing I know I've traveled back in time to the 80's. The coke was phenomenal then, Joe.
"Joe Rogan, I remember back in '84 me and this guy Tony Two Shirts were hustlin' cocaine out of the back of these warehouses down in New Jersey. They were in these plastic bags, Joe Rogan, the junkies would throw the plastic on the ground and they'd float around in the wind. I-i-i-it was like a mothafuckin' plastic bag convention, dawg."
Just the other day Joe Rogan, swear to God, I'm at Newark airport gettin a fuckin gabbagamelio sandwich from da one eyed broad dat sells the papers. I was real tight wit her, I used to eat her monkey and sell her brother coke back in 79. Anyways I'm out there and out comes who? But mila fuckin jovovich. Yknow, da broad from da resident evil movies? Shes eyeing me hard dog, I know da look da broads get when they're horned up. I'm six feet tall Joe Rogan, she was powerless to my advances. I asked her to get lunch but our fuckin schedules didnt line up. Anyway I was late gettin my daughter to school that day but it was worth it. Cocksucka.
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2 Persianschlong 2019-05-15
it's really fucked up dawg, i mean those guitars looked like quality joe rogan, had to have a Jamison Joe rogan.
1 Psych555 2019-05-15
I was dropping my daughter off at school on time when, swear to god Joe, next thing I know I've traveled back in time to the 80's. The coke was phenomenal then, Joe.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-05-15
"Joe Rogan, I remember back in '84 me and this guy Tony Two Shirts were hustlin' cocaine out of the back of these warehouses down in New Jersey. They were in these plastic bags, Joe Rogan, the junkies would throw the plastic on the ground and they'd float around in the wind. I-i-i-it was like a mothafuckin' plastic bag convention, dawg."
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-15
I want a t-shirt now, Jersey Plastic Bag Convention 1982
1 JansHammer 2019-05-15
I love squirters, Joe Rogan. I'm like R.Kelly dawg, piss all over me! new jersey gatorade.
1 abundleofboomers 2019-05-15
I'd love to see those two retards on a podcast together, it'd be a fucking spectacle.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-05-15
Just the other day Joe Rogan, swear to God, I'm at Newark airport gettin a fuckin gabbagamelio sandwich from da one eyed broad dat sells the papers. I was real tight wit her, I used to eat her monkey and sell her brother coke back in 79. Anyways I'm out there and out comes who? But mila fuckin jovovich. Yknow, da broad from da resident evil movies? Shes eyeing me hard dog, I know da look da broads get when they're horned up. I'm six feet tall Joe Rogan, she was powerless to my advances. I asked her to get lunch but our fuckin schedules didnt line up. Anyway I was late gettin my daughter to school that day but it was worth it. Cocksucka.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-05-15
She cums these big brown squirts into the toilet joe roagans, it’s the most amazing thing you ever seen