Joe "I was the last guy reading this sub and now I'm gone" Cumia is lurking here logged in as his mod account and reporting posts

103  2019-05-15 by RoliMosimann

53 comments

Wait, so he's now actively working to keep this sub open by reporting content that could get us shut down?

What in the actual Christ is going on?

He's fucking dumb, he probably thinks admins get the report

You’d think at that age you’d have better things to do with your time, but I guess not. What a loser,

He really is like a battered wife that keeps saying he's going to leave, but has nowhere else to go.

I guess I forgot to squirt

Getting beat up here is better than literally zero attention everywhere else

Nor a job, hobbies, or interests. He's an empty shell that feeds off anyone who will give him a minutes attention.

Like what? Go to work or get his kid to school on time?

Not like he has to go to work.

u/BrotherJoesCunt, u/DOXXER100, u/OpieCakeStomp, u/TargetedHarassment, comment?

What about the account he actually uses, that's in the picture, retard?

You mean the one that has been suspended for like a month now, genius?

😆

He never comments when he's made out to be the fucking idiot that he is. Try asking him about his DD214, you will never get a response

He just doesn't want to re-live slaughtering all of those poor potatoes.

you forgot user handle 0ldB0y

Doesn’t he have a daughter to take to school?

I got the bit of making him a mod the first week. But why has he not been removed?

I honestly have no clue. I think the whole "gimmick mod" thing was fucking stupid from the get-go, Spaceegde/visibleplan/who the fuck ever thought it was cute making Joe a mod should have just removed him after VisiblePlan's failed "Nick Mullen is a mod" bit. It's fucking stupid, and it's not even original, the old sub did that shit with Louis J Gomez and I didn't think it was funny then, either.

And wasn't making Joe a mod the first domino planted that later fell and killed the old sub?

Who knows. I just think it's fucking funny that, for the tenth time, he acts like he's done with the place and yet here he is. Still lurking, still reading.

Kind of like he would state on the old sub "I'm here for my 6 month visit" but then post every 2-3?

That must be why I got a 2 day suspension

A suspended-ah sentence-ah

guess you offended some people

No effect.

none whatsoever

He really got lost.

Could you include time and date in these Joe thingies? It clarifies how consumed he is by this place.

Now, doesn't say. The post he reported is only eight hours old, though, so he was lurking here in the wee hours of the night. He just can't stop thinking about us.

What a sick stupid man

Joe loves this sub, it’s a drug and he will never be able to give it up.

His entire life he’s tried to be famous and failed miserably, this place is his dream.

Your right, If every ona sub fell apart. We would all just go on with our lives. The only person who couldn't handle it would be Joe.

Exactly. Joe is like the retarded Lavern & Shirley or Bobo. He doesn't care that he's pseudo-famous for being a walking punchline. People laughing with him or laughing at him, it makes no difference. Joe is thrilled that he is finally the bigger star between himself and his gay brother.

He’s zero-famous

Ain't it fun?

Joebo Cumia

there was a good while in the old sub where it wasn't clear if he was reading regularly, posting, or if people were larping as him

his behavior in the past 3 weeks makes it clear it's not exaggeration or assumption. He is on here daily, and likely has been for some time

He really is a dumb cow

He’s a disappointment. I should have grabbed the ol’ hanger the minute Joe Sr.’s jizz hit my egg.

Absolutely embarassing

What an embarrassing old man.

Why is he a mod still?

Fuck if I know. He can't do anything but lurk and report, so I suppose they think it's harmless. I'm just against gimmicky shit like that in the first place, much less leaving it there like some kind of legacy.

Wait, can mods see who reports shit? Because I often call mods the n-word in reports.

Naw, they can only see if other mods are the ones who report it.

Shit, can mods see who did the report? I always call mods the nword in reports.

Why don't you post this a few more times, stupid.

Shit, can mods see who did the report? I always call mods the nword in reports.

Why the fuck would you make him a mod?

I guess they though it would be funny.

Joe, in my opinion, you are massively sad faggot. You have no life, no job, no skills, and you don’t even own a real motorcycle. You sir, are as stupid as one can be while continuing to breathe.

Report that, you fucking mooch.

one would have to read to report no?

It was such a bad fucking idea to make him a mod as a joke.

Some jokes don't need to be told, gang.

He cant spend time with his daughter instead of obsessing over this place?