Hey Joe, does it make you feel good that you've now been mooching off of your brother longer than his ex-wife?

24  2019-05-15 by I-steal-vape-pens

At least he got to fuck that slimy piece of cooze.

8 comments

1  Lordtelefonemane 2019-05-15

Ant was married? Any good stories?

1  kennethfresno3 2019-05-15

Joe is incapable of feeling shame. Its an idiocy thing.

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-05-15

I don't know about that, I'm a fucking retard and am ashamed of everything I do

1  GrandTefftAuto 2019-05-15

Well as stupid as you may be, and I don’t doubt you, Joe is infinitely dumber. He’s reached Peak Retard.

1  bovinebrain 2019-05-15

In Joe's defense, I'm sure he and Anthony have fucked, too. The Cumia Brothers likely spent their teen years constantly 69ing together.

1  realestassdude 2019-05-15

I have yet to see a photo of either of them in the 80a that looks straight.

1  Jungies 2019-05-15

So, Joe gets an allowance from Ant because he's a retard because he mailed a tape of their band to Opie. He figures that ten minute's worth of work entitles him to a lifetime of mooching, despite the fact that it was supposed to help both their careers.

On the other hand, he also passed off his girlfriend to Ant so the latter could marry her. Does that mean he owes Ant half of his alimony payments?

1  fokm 2019-05-15

You don’t think Joe and Anthony, at least, fooled around?