So I said, "There's gonna be two hits. Me hitting you. And you hitting the floor... child."

111  2019-05-15 by billdipshitbellamy

10 comments

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-05-15

Illustration by /u/MySexJunkSmells/

1  JMueller2012 2019-05-15

What do you think his favorite fast food restaurant is?

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-05-15

Adolf's Burger (small chain with 14 locations)

1  spams_seed 2019-05-15

Does Chuck E Cheese count?

1  Magicmetalknight 2019-05-15

I never laid a hand on her. I love the little son of a bitch. I did hurt her once ok? Little fucker threw my Star Trek Blu-ray on the ground all I tried to do was pull her up!

1  JMueller2012 2019-05-15

I wish you were quoting his heart

1  bovinegrazr 2019-05-15

why is sterling archer hanging himself

1  Kurt_Love 2019-05-15

It's amazing how America's top two street fighters just so happen to be the two fat pussies that this sub feuds with. What shitty luck we have.

1  senselessdegenerate 2019-05-15

“15 bodies and I am still walking free, child.”

1  DeafandMutePenguin 2019-05-15

He has zero self awareness.